It's her strap-on fetish shining through :banana:

 

Says the Irishman.

 

Because, you know, the Irish can't have opinions.

-rolls eyes-

What's your point?

Plus, Shezza, lovely lady, update soon?

 

Shezza is a machine and therefore has no gender.


picture is by Inky

 

History. Would you take at face value the opinions of the Chinese about Japan, or Palestinians about Israel? No nation likes an occupier; former, or otherwise. That's what I was lightly poking fun at.

Now the tone's gone serious. >_<

GLaDOS has a gender. It is like cake.

Yak
in ur country, occupying ur wumminz

 

Ah ! I remember seeing this pictures in the same kind of thread not long ago, it shows that Shezza's gender is still under debate.

Wasn't there someone who suggested that Shezza was a Dalek just after that ?

Or maybe Shezza is just an evil mastermind plotting to take over the world and exercising his/her/it power over forty young slaves in his/her/it basement...

PS: to add something relevant to the thread I'll say that it's a very good chapter and Amaris' introduction in the story don't seems to destroy it. Good Work Shezza/Shezza's slaves/Shezza's CPU

 

Blasphemy! Don't tell me you never called your vibrator something....

 

I heard the same joke except the englishman shouted weeee on his way down. Take a wild guess where that led.

 

Correct! Damn I felt kinda like Ray D'arcy there.....*shudders*

 

Just curious, what's with the sudden popularity of Power puff Girl avatars? mathiasgranger, mordac, you, ect, all have them.

 

It was the only Padma avatar I could find. And it degrades Ron so I'm happy.

 

Reasoning like that is acceptable. Official immunity from further questioning granted. Ron is a git.

Vote Padma!

 

Yes!!! see it's catching! oh and cool sig...

 

Ha, in New Zealand we have the Englishman, the Maori, and the Australian.

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Three workmen sat on top of a skyscraper, eating their lunch together every day.

The first, an English man looks at his salad, and says, "I swear to God, if I get salad in my lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building."

The second, a Maori man, looks at his lunch, and says, "I know how you feel, and I swear to God, if I get a hangi in my lunch one more time, I'm going to jump off this building."

The third man, who was Australian, looks in his lunch box, and says, "Guys, I agree. If I get peanut butter sandwiches one more time, I'll jump too."

The next day, they meet up again, and have the exact same lunches as they did before, and follow through on their oaths. At the funeral, the three men's wives step forward.

"I shouldn't have tried to make him eat healthy. He told me he didn't like salad, and I didn't listen..." The English man's widow chokes out, before getting off the stage.

"I shouldn't have tried to make him eat this. He told me he didn't like hangi, and I didn't listen..." The Maori widow cries and gets off stage.

Up comes the Australian's widow, and unlike the others, she doesn't look sad. All she says are five words; "Bastard made his own lunch."

 

Since Irish-English jokes seem to be in fashion this season:

An Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman are playing golf with their wives. The three gentlemen are talking while the ladies go take their shot. The Scotsman's goes first. She climbs the top of the mound, prepares to take a swing, the wind flutters her skirt and reveals she is wearing no underwear.

"Dear god woman, what are you doing?" asks the Scotsman
"You never give me enough money and I couldn't afford underwear." The Scotsman gives her 5 pounds and sends her to buy herself a pair of underwear. The Englishman's wife comes next and the same strange event happened. The embarrassed Englishman gives her 20 pounds and sends her to the store. The Irishman's wife comes next. In a quirky twist of fate the wind lifts her skirt and reveals that she too is not wearing any underwear.

"Dear god woman, what are you doing showing yourself like that?" asks the outraged Irishman.
"You never give me enough money, that's what I am doing!" snaps the embarrassed wife.
"Here's a pound, go buy yourself a razor," said the Irishman, sending his wife to the shop.

Rather strange one, but I recall it from long ago.

 

How does a New Zealander find a young sheep in long grass?

Delightful.

 

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"

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Edit: Straight after I posted this, someone told me another, so here goes:

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance".

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot."

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries. "And over there, I call this place America.

North America will be rich and powerful and cold, while South America will be poor, and hot and friendly. And the little spot in the middle is Central America which is a Hot spot. Can you see the balance?"

"Yes" said the Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then he pointed to a smallish land mass and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah" said God. "That's New Zealand, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super- human, undefeatable, strong in character citizens who will be admired and feared by all who come across them".

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then exclaimed, "You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the buggers I'm putting next to them"