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Nutshot you won't believe

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Midknight, Mar 8, 2008.

  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Worst that happened to me was in the middle of a game of hurling.
    For those who don't know what hurling is, imagine being hit with a baseball that's probably travelling in excess of 120 kilometres an hour.
    :( I spent the rest of the game curled into a fetal position crying my eyes out.
     
  2. Anlun

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    I don't buy it only because it looks more like it nipped him rather than a straight up hit in the nuts. Now I'm not saying that doesn't hurt because sometimes that hurts more than an actual kick, but I don't think he was in as much pain as it was meant to look.
     
  3. Augurey

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    Did your team win?
     
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    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    My worst was a baseball game. Pitcher is me. Pitcher throws ball. Ball gets hit back to pitcher at an incredible speed. Pitcher is hit and crumples to the ground.

    Rule #1 of Baseball: Cups are a must...trust me
     
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    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Luckily, I've never been hit with a baseball in the nuts (only fast pitch in the neck once) but I've been hit many different times with soccer balls to the gibblets. It doesn't really hit you until after a few seconds have passed, so it's safe to say that the guy didn't experience the real pain until after the video was over.

    That, and it looked planned. But that's just my opinion.

    By the way, how do your nuts feel now oz? That shit sounds crucial.
     
  6. Oz

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    It was only a friendly game between a few friends, so it really isn't important who won... yeah, we lost. Badly.

    Then you haven't lived my friend ;)

    There was a bit of bruising, but it went down after a few weeks and my doctor said everything was working fine. The worst part was the three weeks of not being able to... relieve... myself.
     
  7. Garret P.I.

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    Meh, I'm calling it totally staged. Guy is wearing a cup or something.

    Watch it carefully and you see the one guy rocking back and forth so the guy can gauge the distance and then when the guy on the horse rocks fully back that other guy steps forward and moves his arms out of the way.

    It just LOOKS staged.

    If it was, then the guy that got hit deserves all the pain he got and then some. Christ, he deserves to be cockpunched for doing such a goddamned stupid stunt.
     
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    I once got a sliotar in the thigh just below the sack. Despite the pain I was thanking the gods it didn't hit me in the balls. I pity you.;)
     
  9. Dark Belra

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    Hurley to the balls and not the flat side. I don't know what made the guy hit me there at that strength.

    I now hate Hurling.
     
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    Indeed. I remember an episode of Jackass where J Knoxville and Steve-O were letting themselves get voluntarily hit, firing squad style. But even they weren't daft enough to stand face-forward.
     
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