Read one where Harry got attacked while taking a dump somewhere LOL It should be in Humor/Parody section.

 

New chapter up

pretty good and alot of answers in this one.

 

This Chapter is full of win, in particular the varied monikers for the Riddle/Longbottom thing. My personal favorite was Dobby calling him Mr. Fucker. Mr. Fucker or Riddlebottom, how did you decide one over the other nonjon? I enjoyed this chapter very much and am looking forward to more.

 

Heh, lots of dialogue, lots of interesting information. Dumbledore's guesses at the end were absolutely hilarious.

All in all, great update.

 

Hell of an update! Most of my questions have been answerred, and I do have a few new ones to consider, too. Most important of which is...can The Lord of Slytherin's House-elf call you Mr. Fucker too, nonjon?

 

The direction you went with Riddle ... err Mr. Fucker, is what I had hoped you would. He is still extremely ambitious but is lacking the must-kill-all attitude that he would have had otherwise. Another great update (not that I expected anything else) I can't wait for the next one.

 

Excellent update! Answered my questions and was actually done believably. 5/5

 

The name Riddlebottom is completely win.

And the suggestions of cannibalism upon himself via Dumbledore are quite funny.

 

Awesome update, lots of questions answered and I'm really liking this Tom; smart, powerful and ambitious - just as he should be.

Dumbledore's guess at the end about Tom consuming him was full of win, almost made me crack a rib laughing. Can't wait to see the shit Lord Black and Lord Slytherin stir up.

 

Like usual, the update wass amazing. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for making my life a little brighter with you stories.

 

Damn it, Nonjon... this feels like an ending chapter... as in like the end of the fic. There's a few loose ends, but it's looking like the story is winding to an end. Unless I'm totally wrong here. I mean all the "secret" characters have revealed themselves, the end of LV is pretty much written... and so forth.

That said, ha! I love it, Tom riddle is like some 60s radical who got shot forward 30 years to see what he'd become... only to find to his disgust that in the future he's become the very thing he hated.

60s Tom: Peace, love, dope, man.
Grown up Tom: No way! I work for the DEA now. I'll have none of your dirty hippee, tree hugging garbage.
60s Tom: Oh man, I'm a narc? No way! Oh my god, and I drive a suburban? That's like so anti enviro.

Nice.

Though I can't figure out why Harry gave up the Lord Black title. He could be both Lord Black and Lord Slytherin... there've been plenty of dual lordships in history. Plus he could also make fun of it by voting for opposite sides of the same bills.

 

The lords black still only have 1 vote. But now that harry is lord slytherin he has a vote as well as sirius.

 

That's what would have made it hillarious if he'd have kept it.

Dumbledore:On the matter of the new Muggleborn rights bill, How do you vote?

Harry: As lord Black I vote Yea! It's a much needed change for the betterment of society.

Dumbledore: *notes vote* Moving on...

Harry:... Just a moment....and as Lord Slytherin... I vote Nay!

Dumbledore: Wha?...Now see here... you only have one vote. Do make up your m-

Harry: Ah!! Hold that thought. Now...I looked it up, and as the lord of the Black family I have one vote as lord Black... and as the heir of slytherin... I have one vote as Lord of that house too.

Dumbledore: Then why vote for one and -

Harry: Very simple... As lord Black... I'm all for this new fangled rights thing... But as lord Slytherin.... I'm afraid I simply can't vote for something that noone has properly bribed me to vote for... it's a matter of tradition.

 

If that doesn't go into the latest chapter as an omake at the very least, I'm going to be pissed.

 

I'm still praying for a small sequel or so to Brown Coat, Green Eyes. (Or that nonjon will get into Dresden. If anyone can do the other Harry justice it's him).

As for this chapter 5/5 for the inventive magic, Riddlebottoms, and the first original Harry = Lord Slytherin ever.

 

It's not the first time Harry as Lord Slytherin has been used in a story, but Nonjon still gets 5 stars.

 

I think that he meant the most original way to have Harry become Lord Slytherin, he was given the ring by Tom Riddle instead of being the prodigal 'lost' son type crap that is normally done.

 

Yes indeed and good point.

 

Just starting reading this. Very well done Nonjon. I've never had a fic that had my fiance coming in from the other room to check why I was laughing almost continually at a computer screen.

Great work.