Ouch.

It hurts us!

Big D, that was all kinds of rotfl. I think I may just have to learn how to breathe again - after my face stops hurting from laughing so hard.

Ouch.

 

Oh my, the girl's serious? Really? o_____O

It looks like she thought of every bad cliché she could think of in her MalfoySnape infested mind, and compounded it into this monstrosity. I mean it has just about everything a fangirl could want: Merlin and the Founders - because of course Harry has to have uber godlike powers and be a pussy emo; they just HAVE to be go together. Remus - can't he just die already? I'm so tired of reading about him. Retarded Malfoy - how stupid can you get? Weasley bashing - I'd rather they be invisible personally. Saint!Snape - just kill now and save me from having to scratch my eyes out… And of course Mpreg. uke:

However, it did look like she forgot to add the Dumbledore bashing and stealing from Harry's vault. Shame on her.

PS: Big D, that response is so funny; I can't stop laughing. Very...inventive.

 

lol

I currently feel bloodthirsty. Must kill fangirl.

 

Very funny, BigD. Couldn't stop laughing!

 

Having received similar PM's in the past I see a few different approaches you can take to this breed of...er 'human being'...I call them 'homo defectus' or slash lovers to the layman.

1. Ignore this message from the person, and strike it from your memory post haste with vast consumption of alcohol or recreation drug of your preference. (probably the best option)

2. Actually write up the first chapter and promise more under an assumed author name before abandoning it, taking care to blame it on this specific person in a sob filled A/N...

3. Send this person a scathing reply to their pm where you berate their intelligence with sarcastic retorts to their cliche filled story idea.

4. Remind this individual in a reply that those friends who thought it was a good idea are probably privately laughing behind her back at how gullible and stupid she is.

Those are the best ideas I can come up with here...I normally just ignore it when I get similarly worded messages/reviews.

~Matt

 

I like this option. It's the most vindictive option. The biggest stumbling block is that you have to actually soil your keyboard by writing the first chapter.

 

STUMBLING BLOCKS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!

This isn't namby-pamby time; this is the self-esteem of a slash-loving fangirl that's out there, waiting to be flamed.

FLAMED!!

Sacrifices must be made. Do you want me to start spouting off about the "greater good"?
Do you?

EDIT: Added the angry faces in lieu of a god-like thundering echo.

 

Do it nao.

 

Um okay, obviously this person doesn't know that Shezza is part of the DLP community and our uh... stance on slash and Severitus.

Big D: BEST. REQUEST. EVAR!

 

This fangirl single handedly suggested a story that has EVERYTHING that could possibly make me rage at a fanfic in one. Wow. All of my hates....in one story....


Anyways, I like Big Ds Response the most, made me lol.
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Her profile is almost as fail as the PM seriously, just look at her favorites >.>. But LOL, and do IT (Big D's idea)!

 

Maybe I'm just trying desperately to hold on to the last scraps of what was once my respect for the human race, but I suspect this is a finely-crafted troll in the same manner as The Potter Tradition of Red. It hits every low point with just a little too much accuracy.

 

Shezza, I'd just send her Kender and Big-D's replies or maybe merge them together with reasons about why her idea failed so much and then a (... or better yet, why don't we change this around a bit) or something similar.

God, Darius, DK might be epic but the lulz here are so much more worth it than a day of updating. I've grinned and bared that before, but this is pure win in so many shades of awesome.

@Tehan: Too true, mate. She ran right down my list of failing plot ideas. From elves to mpreg to father!Snape, she had the who shabam. If you want, Shezza, just mail her a massive spree of pop ups screaming TROLL.

 

I agree. How could anyone read Shezza's stories (any of them) and not realize that this isn't gonna fly?

My guess is troll. A very elaborately made, and carefully constructed troll, but a troll none the less.

You could always just tell the bitch to post her challenge here in an introduction thread. Let us do the talking, eh?

 

I think we should follow LogrusMage's idea. BigD can just copy and paste his immortal tribute to Serveritus and the rest of us can attempt to match it. Guarantee the little bitch-troll will never be that stupid again.....

 

Im not entirely sure that this is a troll. Certainly it appears to be a troll at first glance but I do occasionally seen a review by Harry Snape potter when I flame a terrible story. Its always positive. Not to mention her favorites list, I think this is for real...

 

Update us Shezza, what did you send back?

 

Harry Potter-Snape grew up in a single room dungeon below Malfoy Manor following his removal from the Dusleys by his father Severas Snape. Raised to be a good and proerp inbred pureblood prince Harry also happened to be the sole heir of all 4 Hogwarts Founders, Merlin, and Julius Ceasar. He was aslo the first male Veela born in a thousand years and part vampire. But because he happend to be gay he was doomed to end the veela race until he could somehow impregant anotehr guy.

His father, Slaverous, lived under Malfoy Mannor because he left his teachign aerr because the muggle loving authorities thought that an embittered hygene challenged teacher having sex with 15 year old students in his potions lab was illegal and wrtong. Harry smirked. Because he was arrogant and a PureBlood Prince of SLytherin he smirked alot. By 11 he had mastered many forms of unarmed comabt and also teh sword for some reason. He was also a fan of techno musci and cut himself in the shower to give himself feeling due to the coldness of pureblood proper inbred society.


Just a start.

 

/facepalm
/headdesk
/Immortalitis

Nuff said.