*blinks* Erm........I think we've just hit one of those rare speechless moments. I'll come back later and say something properly scathing after I get some damned sleep.

 

Big D for President of Lulz. 5/5

 

Hey! I wager mine was better than 90% of that particular genre. Hardly trolling.

 

Oh, dear... (shakes head sadly and wonders at the future of humanity) We know that you weren't trolling, Verminard. Because if you had been, we all would have had a nice little chuckle and gone about our own business... the fact that you were at least partially serious with that utter abortion of a post is what opens you up to ridicule, and you trying to defend it now is what makes you a lolcow.

In other words...

 

I'm going to go against the grain, and assume you were posting this as an example of how to lure in the retarded fangirl, making her think that Shezza (and DLP, by association) are all a-flutter about her "plot bunny" (I use the term very loosely). Afterwards, I'm assuming you were going to then pass the mantle on to the (nowadays) legendary Big D, who would finish her off in a way that reeks of epic-tude and overflows with lulz.

If that is the case - and it had better be, oh yes - than you exemplify the kind of SACRIFICE (!!!!) that is necessary in the eradication of rabid slash-loving fangirls. Indeed, to type out the word "Slaverous" without then gouging your eyes out ?....you have my praises.

However. If I am wrong, and you were...dare I say...contributing to the growing pestilence that is Severitus, then:

 

I was most certainly NOT serious. Anybody who would seriously answer a challenge like that should be shot. Maybe it was the lateness of the hour, but I thought it was a good way to fuck with the person who came up with it.

 

I can and will.

 

Good man. I knew you hadn't fallen to the infection

 

Perhaps I should clarify my position on the matter. I believe that what you posted was a genuine attempt at joining in on the fun of mocking Harry Snape-Potter, and salute you for the effort if nothing else. The problem is that your submission was so unbelievably unfunny and retarded that it nearly single-handedly derailed what is currently the most interesting thread on the site under the sheer ungodly weight of its fail and anti-lulz.

Bit of friendly advice, because you seem to have your heart in the right place. Accept our responses as a way of earning your chops, and try to do better next time you want to do something like this.

 

Ok, I getcha now. And I suppose you are right, my attempt was too true to life to be funny. The fact that I succeeded in being true to that sort of fanfiction disturbs me more than any amount of mocking can.

 

Why don't we get out of the anti-lulz.

So, when are we going to see the reaction of this slash maniac?

 

Well 'twas a good thing that D was here to save the day and this thread..

Duh.. The best place to catch underage retarded girls is back stage of a Hannah Montana concert.. At least that is where I find all my marks..

 

/derail

I just stumbled into a very disturbing C2 Archive for Mpreg. I just discovered the amount of fangirls that want Harry to have Snape's shitbaby is much higher than I thought (higher than the abortion rate in the US?), do they actually not notice how fucking weird that is? Is the number of fangirls high enough that they can justify writing this shit? Do they tell their friends about it? Do they get off from it? Is it a giant troll conspiracy?

I cannot understand the fascination with the physical impossibility of a man being impregnated.

Also, what happened? Did Shezza send anything yet?

 

Just what was the first case of 'mpreg'? Was it Kirk and Spock getting it on or Vader and Admiral Piet or what?

 

I believe it was an Arnold Schwargenigger movie, in which he impregnated himself. The movie ended with him threatening to impregnate a male friend.

 

Thanks for making me spill my drink.