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Epic-fail PM fails epically

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Shezza, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Fuck the bandwagon, I agree with Narion, that girl is ugly.
     
  2. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Die Iztiak! (No caps lock this time since you aren't so annoying. Honestly I'd settle for a maiming)
     
  3. Lhefriel_Medies

    Lhefriel_Medies Fifth Year

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    It's true, and you guys know it. Ugly? Arguably not; but definitely not hot, and definitely not worth going to jail over. And, regardless, very probably so.
     
  4. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    *Hopes on the bandwagon for the lulz*

    I WILL KILL YOU FOR THE LULZ!!!!1!!!
     
  5. Vengashii

    Vengashii Banned

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    Why were you dumbasses looking at her face? My eyes went straight to those tits.
     
  6. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    Yeah, my thoughts were along the line of "Wow, that's one hell of a push-up bra". She's fifteen, for fuck's sake.:rolleyes:
     
  7. Aerin

    Aerin Seventh Year

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    And those ponytails...excellent handle-bars! XD

    Especially for doggy-style.

    But yeah, Luna's too freakin cute to be legal. She's prime, 100% Jailbait.

    Al hail jailbait!
     
  8. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    That's the first time I've seen a Mugglenet sweatshirt. :eek:

    I pray that DLP does not manufacture its own warez.
     
  9. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    We sell various kitchenware engraved with DLP-isms.

    Didntyanoe?
     
  10. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    I read that she auditioned for the part because her friends told her on a daily basis that she was Luna Lovegood, and that she was basically the hugest HP/Mugglenet fan - so it doesn't surprise me that she has the sweatshirt. She's cute, definitely, but I refuse to ever get with/drool over a girl when she completely embodies a fictional character.
     
  11. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    ...You look like <random person> so I can't date you, 'kay?

    Yarite.
     
  12. Narion

    Narion Slug Club Member

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    I think this isn't a case of 'look like' as much as it is a case of 'is almost exactly alike in terms of appearance and personality and that's just plain creepy'. But that's just a guess based on Justblaise's post.

    Narion
     
  13. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Telling your friends you hooked up with a clone of Giselle Budchën/Rihanna/real celeb is win.
    telling your friends you hooked up with Luna Lovegood/Hermione/ficrional character is fail, no matter how you spin it. It's borderline admitting that you fapped to the fictional character before going out and deciding "hey, I want the real thing now!" Nicolas Cage married Lisa Presley because he was a huge fan of Elvis - tell me that's not fucking weird. Getting with a Luna clone is pretty much the same thing: attraction to someone for decidedly odd reasons.
     
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  14. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Gonna have to agree with Narion, that the girl in the "Go to Jail" picture looks like she needs a 46th trimester abortion - maybe Raven can help. God. What an ugly fucking human being. That's definitely one Spacks would round up.

    Speaking of funny looking people, here's the mistress of flaming and the Song of the Trees:

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    Oh... wrong picture. Oh Barack [heart flutters]. Change we can believe in. Oh, is that Hillary? Gosh - looks like she's under duress. Probably had to run through sniper fire to get to the photoshoot.

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    Ah.... well.

    -

    AH! There we go. The magical princess, our little pookie, Tinny-cakes. It's like listening to Armin van Buuren while the track keeps skipping. Wait - that'd probably improve the quality of the song. Ok. I can see Inquisition, Nobody and Tehan fapping furiously.
     
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  15. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    Who says she's just a clone? ;)

    Lynch is an excellent Luna, no doubts about that, though she doesn't quite match up with my mental image of the character, physically.

    However... every time I see a picture of her (not in costume), I can't help but think, "Clearly this girl is Luna, or at least thinks she is."

    I mean come on! Am I the only one that wouldn't be surprised if she waltzed into her next interview wearing vegetables for earrings and mismatched striped stockings, then proceeded to inspect the room for nargles? I think not.

    It's adorable, really, though a bit spooky. Is it art imitating life or life imitating art? Perhaps I'm just imagining things and she simply has a quirky fashion sense.

    And for anyone looking to get with her, well, you'll need backup.
     
  16. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    It's official, DLP is now /b/ Jnr.

    Question though, what came first? Our Luna obsession or /b/'s? Oh, and the girl in the jailbait picture ain't really that hot... Still doable though.

    Aekiel
     
  17. The Doctor

    The Doctor Unspeakable

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    It's Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus. You still wanna hit it?

    Also - bought and played Portal today. Fuckin' A.:D
     
  18. Big D on a Diet

    Big D on a Diet Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Since the lulz here is dead, I've decided to spam this thread with pics of kittens and girls who are hotter than the jailbait one.
     
  19. yhelo

    yhelo Sixth Year

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  20. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    *looks at 1st, 3rd, and 5th photo*
    I'm sorry - Ive forgotten what this thread's about...

    @Sauruman: Why do you have a photo of Tinn?
     
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