It wasnt me the first time, but I got him/her/it as it tried to register under the username "remus_snapes_hoe"

 

However could you tell the difference?

 

Oh God! And I get dissed for my username!

 

Yes, it has already been stated....heh...

 

Oh,crap! I feel like an idiot. Which I sometimes am, but that's beside the point.

 

:lol: It's like watching a train wreck!

Seriously, check out moonyschick favourite pairings. I think I died a little inside, realising that a fellow DLPer enjoys Ginger Nut/Hermione. In any sane world, the chance of Won-Won mating with anything other than has own hand is zero. Even in Rowling's world, where Deus Ex Machinas and Plot Holes run rampant, you'd think Hermione would be clever enough to realize that the daily verbal abuse between them isn't the best base for a stable relationship. More like:

Hermione cowered in the corner of the kitchen, hugging Rose to her chest as Ron rampaged through the house, hexing anything and everything he could see. Rose was sobbing, and she tried her best to staunch the tears, even though there were more than enough falling from her own.

Ron finally walked into the kitchen, and spotted his wife and daughter cowering behind the breakfast table. He grinned and grabbed Hermione by the wrists, letting Rose fall to the floor, who crawled away as fast as she could. Hermione begged him to stop, but he was already too far gone. He threw her across the room, and she slammed into one of the cupboards, leaving a trail of blood.

Ron kicked her as she lay on the floor moaning and Hermione screamed. Smirking, he picked her up again, and punched her. The shriek the woman made could have been heard by the neighbours... if it wasn't for the anti-muggle charms around the house. She fell to the floor again, and Ron grabbed her by the hair and turning her to face him. He began laughing as he saw her broken nose, adding to the considerable bruises that already adorned her face.

Laughing, he threw her to the floor, and heard a sickening crunch. Hermione cried out and grasped her leg; the redhead could see part of the bone sticking out. Ron grinned, and started unbuttoning his fly. With a swish of his wand his wife's clothes vanished, exposing the bruises and cuts on her torso. She was screaming now.

Ron put a hand to her throat. "Shut the fuck up, you Mudblood bitch," he spat. "We both know you want this, don't we? We both know you're a little slut, don't we?" Hermione desperately shook her head. Ron slapped her. "Stop struggling, my love," he whispered mockingly. "It'll be all the easier if you don't..."

Eh. /rant.

 

You know Doc, certain people have unjustly said that I have a twisted mind. It cant fucking compare with that...I mean...Hermione rape?

 

The only thing I can think of after reading that: Hermione doesn't cower!

Seriously though, that's probably what their relationship would amount to, if portrayed in a needlessly dark way.

 

His avatar is strangely captivating isn't it? All I can feel is jealousy that I can't bounce that high.

*shakes head*

Anyway yeah, Sree kicked her fast (I think it was Sree), the stupid bint should have just fucked off. Isn't moonyschick still with us though?

 

I think it was Vash, I was on IRC at the time and Sree wanted to keep her for the lulz. God knows it would be Lulz worthy. Might be wrong though.

 

So in canon she was attracted to/married Ron; big deal. It happend, it sucks balls, it made NO sense, and we can only change it in fanon.

But canon Hermione had a bunch of birds attempt to claw out his eyes for kissing another girl when the weren't together; what the fuck makes you think she'd let Ron (and we're talking about Ron WEASLEY, right?) overpower her and beat/rape her? Yeah, I know you hate the pairing, but don't be silly. She'd probably transfigure his balls into something shiny and conjure some nifflers before the word "Mudblood" was out of his mouth.

As smart as she is portrayed in canon, you have to admit she's a bit retarded with matters of the heart. Look at her social experience:

1. She only has two close friends, both social repressed (Harry) or awkward (Ron) males.

Oh, and I suppose Ginny - the girl who starts out a quiddith nut (which Hermione hates) turned Lavender/Parvati wannabe girly-girl (both of whom don't like Hermione)

2. She spent her whole time studying for school. As much as some might like to daydream/wank about it, she wasn't reading Witch Weekly's "10 ways to stroke his wand" or other such bullshit that fulfill the bookworm-turn-pornstar fantasy. She's a nerd. Deal with it.

3. The only other guy who showed an interest in her was Victor Krum. Yeah, every other guy (and some girls) got googly-eyed when they saw that she figured out, in her infinite genius, how to use a damn comb, but she wasn't getting asked out after that by anyone at school. See #2 as to why.

As for Krum, he perved by watching her study. So not only is she exposed to another socially awkward guy, but the one who likes her enjoys her bookwormish/intellectual habits. Which leads us to -

4. When Hermione and Ron finally hook up, it's when Ron shows concern for her fucking Spew idea. Rowling doesn't write it, but she probably splooged in her pants right before kissing him.

In conclusion: it's completely retarded that Hermione would hook up with Ron, but she was basically penned as a slightly socially retarded character. She wouldn't be the first smart woman to get with an idiot.
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*Stands up and cheers*

NICE ONE BRUVVA!

 

Mods can't ban from the forums, only admins can.

 

Who cares who it was. The lulz is gone, some other bitch is still left, and she likes Lily/Snape. My heart goes out to the poor girl for she should realize that Lily will never like that bastard and Snape is going to sit around all his life moping about his lack of a sack. That's about all that will ever happen between those two. Don't even get me started on Remus or Ron/Hermione.

 

Ah, Doc, sucking up again! Some things never change.....

 

Looks like the new troll found our board.

 

Indeed. Who're you, wee wonder?

 

He's the scrotum guy.