A Second Chance for the Past by SmartAss322 What if Dumbledore was wrong and there wern't only seven Horocrux? What if Voldemorts sole was still alive?Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-23-08 - Published: 3-23-08

*snerk* His "sole" is still alive. Is that the sole of his foot, or the sole of his shoe?

 

Hm... Never seen it on FA. Found it on FFN, of all places, and stole it from there.

 

Seven of Swords » by Magpie quill reviews AU. Harry Potter has two lives: 1. the boy who lived and 2. Doitvite the juggler. He thought that he could keep them apart but when it turns out that hes the mate of a Veela, problems arise.Ignores HBP. slash DMHP, child abuse. Beta by ValkyrieSeraphim. Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,400 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 3-22-08 - Published: 12-22-07

If the slash isn't enough Harry is also a fucken' juggler...?


Edit: Mindless, that pic is full of win!

 

Wouldn't Harry have three lives. 1. Boy who lived. 2. Juggler. 3. Normal Harry.

 

uke:uke:uke:uke:Burn it. Burn it with fire.

 

For some reason I was laughing at that.

Business books on 7th birthday? Isn't that the age when children whine about reading fairy-tales?

Seriously though, how did the author think of this... plot? I know that never in a million years would I be able to.

Oz: Hilarious sig, mate.

 

Err, you do know that thats a good thing, right?

 

Maim this whore, anyone?

HAHA I'm gonna R n R for sure

...RIP your head off and ROAST it in the microwave to feed some starving brats in Ethiopia, I mean.

I hate retarded people who bitch for reviews in the summary. 'OMG this iz mah frist fic PLIZ RnR XD XD XD!'

 

lol wut? English please.

 

Learn your French and Spanish, bitch. and your Irish, but lets not go there.

 

/Puts on nerd glasses, adopts nasally voice/

Actually, it translates to a very emphatic thank you, such as "thank you very much!!!" or "ZOMG THANK YOU!!!"

 

The people who write this stuff native English speaker on the whole? I could almost forgive someone who grew up in the 3rd World and moved here as a kid, spending most of his time working to support his family instead of learning grammar.

 

Oedipal hero? Ginny reference I guess.

 

Aw, fuck; you'd think I would have leaned not to follow these links. Its not a Ginny reference. Its worse.

Malfoy becomes female, Harry flirts mercilessly, Malfoy randomly becomes a metamorphmagus and decides to look like Lily so Harry will stop.

Seriously, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

Kill it. Slowly and painfully.

 

Did Harry actually stop?