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Complete The DA Missions by Nonjon - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Raijin, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. thapagan

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    Cheers. another nonjon gem.
     
  2. deathinapinkboa

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    Funny. I didn't like it quiet as much as the first, but it was still very good.
     
  3. Mindless

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    It's damn good. KKK!Harry is a new one.
     
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    Even though I couldn't really get into your first story (I tried to laugh, it's a Nonjon fic, but it wouldn't come), this second one was hilarious. I loved the rhetorical question scene and how he led hundreds of people by the tips of their noses.

    @Mindless- Hah, A KKK!Harry. I would love to see someone right one of those.
     
  5. thisperson

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    The second one was epic, full of lulz.
    I loved the Crookshanks scene *meow*
    The first one also had its moments.
    Although it wasn't enought to have me laughing like crazy, something many of your works are able to do.

    I am wondering exactly what the DA does, our look into their meetings were strange to say the least.

    The next should include an explanation as to the DA's activities during meetings (something that does make sense)

    Hopefully more of these are on the way.
     
  6. Paravon

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    I love the ordered insanity you have made the DA into.

    4/5
     
  7. runghen23

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    Really loved this one. Pity that it's only a one-shot.
     
  8. Korisovra

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    Fuck! You necro'd for *THIS*?!?!?
     
  9. Hypodermic

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    I'm glad he did, Otherwise I would have missed it. It's hilarious
     
  10. Xantam

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    Ok despite the fact that Library threads are essentially allowed to be necroed, you do realize that the last post was four months ago.
     
  11. Hypodermic

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    Oops, I forgot to check the date on the last post. Sorry
     
  12. Tinn Tam

    Tinn Tam Review Goddess Retired Staff

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    Heh, as he said, necroposting isn't a problem in the library -- mostly.

    Anyway, I wanted to congratulate nonjon for having the first one-shot translated into French, by some author named julielal. Not sure you were aware of it, since you don't mention it on your profile, but then again the translation was only posted today.

    At least it got me curious and I read the translation, it's good but not great; in a few places the writing was awkward, with a lot of anglicisms and approximative grammar (although I'm extremely picky in French so maybe an average reader wouldn't have been hampered by those). Still, it was readable and accurately translated which is a lot more than you can say about most translations. She even added a few lines of her own to explain/replace the un-translatable jokes, and she did it rather smoothly.

    On to the actual review: I loved the way you wrote Luna. When Voldemort couldn't detect any lie when talking to her, I wondered whether it was due to her skill at Occlumency or the fact that she half-believed in what she was saying -- I'd rather it would be the latter, to tell the truth. Makes her that much more interesting. Then again, that wouldn't really work with her role as an agent; Luna might be crazy, but she's consistent in her craziness.

    I'm not terribly receptive to humour/parody fics in general, so I won't give a rating, but still... nice Luna. :)
     
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  13. Korisovra

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    The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print By: Nonjon

    Title: The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print
    Author: Nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/General
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: None
    Staus: Oneshot/Complete

    Summary: DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

    Linkage: Patronus | ffn

    We've been suffering from a lack of decent humor fanfiction for while now, and finally, someone writes something to take care of the deficiency. The DA series is amusing as a whole, so if you haven't read the other two, you might want to.

    4/5 and a fond hope that you'll write more nonjon.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 1, 2008
  14. TehLicha

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    Nice little Eid gift thanks man.
    4/5
     
  16. AntiChrist

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    First of all I don't think the link works properly. (Oops. Too late.)
    It was quite amusing and one of the few humor fanfictions written in recent months. However I didn't find it to be as funny as the previous two installments, but nevertheless made for a nice laugh. The mission also seemed to be more vague and less clearly defined and I think that took away some of the humor. I think that if more parts of the mission itself where shown, it'd have had more impact. Good Job nevertheless. 3.5/5
     
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  17. Dark Lord Rostam

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    A couple lol moments, but nothing spectacular. 2.5.
     
  18. Poytin

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    Yeah a couple of chuckles but not much was really surprising. Read the first couple of jokes and could basically guess most of the other jokes. In other words this fic was predictable for me. 3/5
     
  19. Goddessa39

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    Just read it. Was as awesome as I was expecting & hoping, so 5/5!

    I hadn't expected another DA Mission but was pleasantly surprised.
     
  20. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    MERGED the Miss Print thread with this one.

    Made more sense after it was suggested by Ellisande.
     
    Last edited: Oct 1, 2008
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