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Complete Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by JBern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Sep 1, 2007.

  1. hance1986

    hance1986 Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    hello out there? you all are speculating on what snape has to talk to harry about? what about the fact that harry arranged for his mercenaries to burn snapes nest down? in one of the earlier chapters it says that snape manor is on the list to get demolished along with all the other death eater estates targeted.

    harry says its a guilty pleasure, burning snapes crib down. and if the two of them get in a fight about it....harry is far from a foolish boy under dumbledore's spell now. he'll take it to snape and then some. the greasy git better watch it.

    also....it was never resolved whether or not snape was the one who brewed the love potions in the first place. if it was him? just another reason for him to die.

    jbern....snape has to die in this one. toy did such a great snape death in to fight the coming darkness. i am not of the school that snape is a misunderstood outcast. fuck that git up.

    final question.....jbern, you said you would be back on this stoey by wednesday. is that there will be a new chapter out by wednesday, or are you JUST starting out on a new chapter by wednesday?
     
  2. Dr. Strange Lulz

    Dr. Strange Lulz Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    I - Capitalization error.
    I - Spelling error.
    I - Spelling and capitalization error.

    Capital Fucking Letters, use them.

    PS: Also learn how to use a fucking ellipsis, it's really not that complicated. Plus there are only 3 periods in one, not 4, or 2, and certainly not 5.
     
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  3. Perspicacity

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    Just being pedantic: There's four if he/she ends a sentence with one (which wasn't the case with any of the ellipses in the post), where it's a three-dot ellipsis with a period juxtaposed.

    [Edit: 200th post.]
     
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  4. hance1986

    hance1986 Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    strange lulz....

    motherfucker....you take the time to capitalize my entire post, my post that isnt on anything serious, just a mere response?

    i could understand if i was posting a story, but this is JUST a response. i just wanted to get my piece out there. i wasn't writing a goddamn essay.

    sounds kind of anal retentive to me.

    and another thing lulz....

    dont you ever swear at me. you say 'fuck' to me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

    the nerve of some people.....:( you got balls, lulz....brass balls.

    be a shame if something were to happen to them.....:)
     
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  5. Rehio

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    I blame any stupid mistakes on the fact that it's 2 a.m.
     
  6. Tehan

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    Harden the fuck up.
     
  7. jbern

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    Back writing this story by Wednesday not posting a new chapter on Wednesday. I'm starting to think about the Harry versus Snape confrontation already.

    Jim
     
  8. Muttering Condolences

    Muttering Condolences Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    Do it. I wanna see that greasy bastard get OMG!pwned.
     
  9. Dr. Strange Lulz

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    Actually as a community we try to emphasize proper grammar usage and capitalization, it tends to weed out some of the morons and fangirls that manage to slip through the cracks.

    By the way you type and the way you're practically crawling up Jim's asshole it's safe to say you probably fit into the aforementioned categories.

    My balls have nothing to do with this, as it doesn't take much to insult a waste of sperm like you. I merely took the time to capitalize your post in order to correct some of your easier mistakes, I can't fix the mistake you made when joining this site as I'm not in possession of a ban-stick.

    I also only bothered correcting your post because it's contents were below par and wreaked of the the cum on your keyboard from the last time you read Bungle.

    Next time you try to come at me with a comment designed to make me, shall we say 'quiver in my boots', just take a deep breath and drink a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up. You see, I’m the best that’s ever been – you’re toast, mate, burnt toast. I’m simply the best. Set your watch and warrant on it.

    So instead of threatening my balls, which you seem a wee bit fascinated by if I might add, how about you head over to the introduction thread and make one. That way you can display your mental prowess to the rest of the group, only be found wanting and banned.

    Cheers.

    Ah, and thanks to Joe AKA this_old_dance for the lovely quote I've got in there.

    Since I never actually got the chance to comment, good luck on Deadeye mate.
     
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  10. hance1986

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    lulz....lulz....you just dont understand.

    for one, this is a forum, not school or any place where proper rules of grammar really apply in any meaningful context, so again, i dont need some anal retentive bitch like yourself correcting me on my writing for a damned comment. this shit is not that serious.

    and as for crawling up jbern's ass with my original comment, i was pointing out to someone who had asked the conceivable reason for something going on in one of jbern's stories, namely turn me loose. besides, i'm not the first who has expressed strong opinions to jbern or pitched ideas, and i surely won't be the last. so get off my dick about it.

    the more i read your most recent diatribe against me....lulz, you just dont understand. from where you're standing, you're a man. but from where i'm standing, you're an ape.
     
  11. Perspicacity

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    hance1986, this is a community. Communities have standards for comportment. In some, it's "don't just whip it out and piss on the trees when you have to go." In others, it's "don't beat your wife in public." In this one, it's "show some semblance of literacy."

    While you may think beating your wife in public should be permitted since it is condoned in some other community you know of, it won't change that the rest of us see it as poor form here.

    I suggest that you consider moving this discussion to your Introduction thread since it's off topic re: jbern's story. From there you can wage your war on what you obviously feel to be inappropriate standards.
     
  12. hance1986

    hance1986 Card Captored and buttsecksed

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    perspicacity.....

    maybe you're right. i was having too much fun....and got off point.

    i just don't like the fact that lulz is reprimanding me on grammar issues. as i said. this is a forum, not school. i'm not getting graded on my writing, so lulz should leave me the fuck alone about it.

    and as for literacy, my posts are legible. i just dont bother capitalizing anything.

    call it laziness.

    and as far as how not capitalizing equates to beating my wife in public....that comparison is a little severe, dont you think?

    but then again, sometimes the wife does run off at the mouth and needs to be disciplined, sometimes in public. maybe that black eye i gave her in the supermarket will teach her not to bug me about eating my vegetables! :)
     
  13. rededison

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    You are, you just haven't realized it.

    Fuck you, I'll call it idiocy.

    Have some respect for the dead, fuckface. I liked the English language, and watching someone piss on its grave is enough to rile a good number of grammarians up. We beat people to death with dictionaries on a regular basis.




    Back on topic, I'm torn. I love Turn Me Loose and want to see the Snape confrontation, but The Lie I've Lived is getting really good. I don't suppose you have a Time Turner to spend your days working on both, do you jbern?
     
  14. jbern

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    Sorry no time turner. The wife would just complain there are two lazy idiots sitting around on the computer.

    I've got about 5-6000 words left on Dead Eye just the finale and the epilogue and hopeful setup for book 2.

    As for TML, things will be shifting away from Hogwarts shortly (either this chapter or the next) as Harry needs to find Slytherin's Locket.
     
  15. Muttering Condolences

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    Yes it is. Read the stickies. I'm sure there is one concerning illiterate douches. If you don't want to, tits or GTFO.

    Banhammer anyone?
     
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  16. Voice of the Nephilim

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    A little time away from Hogwarts is always good for the soul, lest you be Tom Riddle.
     
  17. fuubar

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    When is the estimated release on that? I think I remember seeing August somewhere but I'm really not sure.
     
  18. jbern

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    Right now, I'm looking at August with no particular date in mind.

    Basically, the way I'm handling it is I write each episode (chapter) and then John comes along and rewrites it. We hash out the differences and then it's ready for first edits.

    Our first editors are Matthew and Lindsey Shocke (Virridian and Runsamok from FFA) They've already finished up through episode 6 and currently have 7-9.

    I go through their edits and make changes and give them to John for his second chop. John currently has 1-6 for second chop and 10-11 for first chop.

    After 2nd chop, Aaran St. Vines and his wife Pamela are the second line of edits. He is also typesetting the book.

    I still have to finish 12 and the epilogue.

    Once all of this done and we have a completed book by early June, we send it to Whimsy Hill Publishing and Lynda looks it all over. At the same time, we recruit some readers and let them have a look at it to read it cold and tell us what they really think.

    So, there's still a lot to be done. I can't set any kind of release date.

    Jim
     
  19. Nukular Winter

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    You should listen to lulz


    Besides, not capitalizing makes you look like a retard. Hope this helps.
     
  20. Korisovra

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    He posted more than twice, so are we lucky enough for a beatdown with the Banstick?
     
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