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So its my birthday today

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Demons In The Night, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Demons In The Night

    Demons In The Night Chief Warlock

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    And I have nothing better to do than posting on the internetz.

    The big 2-0. Two decades. I feel somewhat old now even though I know I'm still young.

    I'm not really going to do anything today. I never really do shit for my birthday. Just collect money from relatives and do what I do every day.

    Isn't it also the Pope's birthday today? That's a little weird because I'm an atheist and I share a birthday with the "holy father" Pope Palpatine.
     
  2. Jenkins

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    It's the Danish queens birthday today, We got the day of school and I cut my finger in half. Hospitals here are shit.

    Anyway, props to you man, Happy 20th.
     
  3. Demons In The Night

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    cool. What's it like living in Denmark?

    Are you from there originally or did you move there?


    thanks
     
  4. Jenkins

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    Exchange student thing. It's pretty tops, got the typical Nordic blonde babes. No 'HELGA'S', just cute, tight-assed blonde chicks. Is tops.

    Cold though, being an Australian, you notice the difference.
     
  5. Demons In The Night

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    Lucky man.

    I would love to take a trip to Europe one day. Also Japan.

    I live in Florida, so if I went to Denmark, I would probably freeze my ass off. I don't like cold weather, but I would enjoy the sights.

    I heard european women are freaky. Is that just Dutch chicks, or are european chicks in general?
     
  6. Randeemy

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    Happy birthday... Stop being on the internet and get on the white wine/ Red Bull.

    European women aren't freaky!
     
  7. Demons In The Night

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    heh. I don't like alcohol too much. I got drunk one too many times in my teens and I have something of an allergy to it now.

    And the whole "european" women are freaky thing does make some sense in that they are less religious and more liberal than our conservative ass country. I remember a survey that said that only 52% or so English people are religious, compared to the 80% percent here in America.

    Fucking religion rules this country.
     
  8. Skykes

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    Congratz and happy birthday , dont really know you so Ill just say well done on 226 posts in a few months,miles better than me :)
     
  9. Seratin

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    I don't kow of any really frisky european women, but then again I'm from the arse end of nowhere so there isn't a lot of diversity.:D

    Happy birthday.
     
  10. Blaise

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    From my experience, they make'em plenty freaky enough for me in Florida.

    'Tis your Birthday: less internets, more buttsecks with weeminz!

    (And happy Two-Zero)
     
  11. eXcalite

    eXcalite Seventh Year

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    European women are nice. Though a lot are pretty fuckly...

    and grz to lvl 20 ;)
     
  12. Jenkins

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    European women are fine, trust me. About 10 billion times easier to bed than the kangaroo girls back home. Fucking Sheilas.
     
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    Good piece of information to have, that. Guess who's going to Germany this summer? ;)

    Oh, by the way Happy B-Day Demon. May you have whiskey.
     
  14. Demons In The Night

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    Thanks a lot guys. I appreciate it.

    I had a decent haul in gifts from relatives this year.

    I got like 150 cash, some clothes, a 12 disk Brazilian Jiu-jitsu dvd set (which I'm sure will help me the next time I step on the mat), some books, and a gift card.

    It was like fucking Christmas. Only without the shitty getting together part.
     
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  16. Demons In The Night

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    True enough. The thing is, promiscuous sex, despite it's awesomeness, is really dangerous in Florida. My county has the highest AIDS rate in Florida.

    These days, I don't do one night stands or "hook ups". I'm waiting for a girl friend, because no matter how awesome sex is, and no matter how much I miss it, one time can have serious consequences for the rest of your life.

    You won't be catching me in the hospital laid out with some funky ass genital disease. Hell no.

    heh. This pic never gets old.

    The public with forever stereotype BJJ'ers as gay. It does look homoerotic, but so does every grappling sport.

    I do it for the competition, self defense aspects, and the fact that it's just plain fucking fun.

    I've gotten some flak for it by people I know. They shut up real quickly when I put them to sleep :mad:.
     
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  17. PapaMidNite56

    PapaMidNite56 Second Year DLP Supporter

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    Happy Birthday. Now you only have two more to look forward to in the near future. 21 you can drink legally and at 25 your car insurance will go down. After that nothing to look forward to until retirement.


    p.s. Take me to Europe with you.
     
  18. Demons In The Night

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    Thanks. Any fucking trips out of the US will be a long fucking time in the future for me. I'm just starting college this fall, and won't be done for 2-3 years. After that, I have to find a stable job, save up money, get rid of debts, etc.

    I probably won't be able to take a trip until I'm like 28 or so.

    This makes me sad.
     
  19. Jenkins

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    In Denmark you can drink at 16. I take full advantage of that fact.

    EDIT: I'm moving away form Australia to Scotland as soon as College (High School) is over. Already planning lodgings with my uncle.
     
  20. Hari Seldon

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    Kinda off topic... Did you get to go skiing? (or gayboarding)
     
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