She must think it's original.

Excerpt:

Innit beautiful.

 

The summary isn't all that bad, the fic however.....

 

I don't even write fanfiction, and I can do better than that.

 

Wahey, Dramione!

$10 says everything works out fine.

 

Kaleido Star : Flash of lighting » by Autumn Luna-Dancer reviews
The duslyes are going to america and bring harry with them and them leave him thare! So stuck in america with no food or money he performs simple acrobatics on the street for a quick buck but gess who sees him and cant leave a poor stray wiht talint alone Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 3-21-08

I was going to put this in the "awsomely bad" thread but in the end I decided that this would probably be better.

 

I clicked the link, trying to discover what I assumed was crossed over with HP. Keleido Star - I *think* that's the cross (I thought it was someone's handle at first.) Then I clicked the author profile: it's just embarrassing.
Good entry for the thread, Sera.

 

Harry and other fics » reviews
Harry has defeted voldy but Draco is trying to become the new dark lord. He knows he can't bet harry so he trys to go to an AU world but harry folows him and now harrys trying to catch draco and get home. Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 6-27-06

This girls a keeper aint she?

 

"Defeted" looks like defecated, actually. Which isn't such a bad way to get rid of "Volde," if, you know, you're into that sort of thing. "Volde" certainly isn't likely to come back after THAT.
Draco the Incompetent Plotter has delusions of grandeur, but knows that he'll never make the big time, so he's gonna see if he can make it play in Peoria. He tries to get Harry to bet on his success. Perhaps he offers Harry a share in the new project?
Harry has officially renounced his hobby of off-track betting, and is born again, proselytizing on the evils of gambling to whomever can't avoid him: he's even button-holed Draco in his efforts to bring others to the Light Of The Reformed Sinner.

Draco flees the entire planet in an attempt to become a star and indulge his gambling habit without being preached at by Harry. Harry, never one to let an unredeemed sinner go, follows him. Harry wants to start a church of Gambling Is Evil on the new planet as a side project while he is tracking Draco to bring him back home to face the corrupting effects of gambling.



It's possible I should have stopped the coffee a few cups back. Weird things are happening to my thought processes. And I'm getting staggeringly verbose, not to mention pedantic.

 

Only the daughter of Satan could write something that horrible

 

Hermonie and harry teh dark creatres by Snapsgurl264582 reviews
Hermonie is a half-vamp but is in luv with Ron… but what happenes when he finds out?!??!! nd why is Snap helping harry him hide his werwolf identitity? HG/RW SS/HP slash plz read n review!!!!!!1!!!1
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-15-07 - Published: 12-15-07

 

I was revolted until I read the author's handle. Somehow that made everything better. I'm amused instead of enraged.

 

2. A Persian's Tale: Scarred for Life » by LynnGryphon reviews

HP/GundamWing Abandoned in London by the Dursely's with fifty pounds to his name and no desire to lodge in a Leaky filled to the brim with Light hostile patrons, who would've thought running from a mugging would find him living in luxury as a cat...
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 1-30-08

As a cat?

 

This person needs to be shot, preferably multiple times, starting with non-fatal wounds, working towards more serious injuries and, eventually, death.

In the last one I can't see anything remotely relating to Gundam Wing. Plus Gundam Wing crossover with Harry Potter automatically fails because it's impossible to cross the worlds well.

Oh and Harry Weasley. WTF!

 

Nuff'said. Seriously though, isn't GW like 10,000 years in the future. As for the above post H/R PLUS HP/SS? Fuck. LOL SEVERUS SNAP.

 

A few exceptional examples aside, HP doesn't cross well at the best of times, and it Really won't cross with a super-futuristic 'verse.

 

Category: Naruto
Title: Lost in the Hourglass
Genre: General/AdventureRating:
Fiction Rated: M
Summary: Three Worlds are forced together to defeat a common foe. Join Naruto in his journey across the dimensions to save all life...NarutoInuyashaFF7
Cross Over...Read and REVIEW Naruto/FemHaku/Aerith/FemOC

URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3844404/1/

This little gem popped up in my inbox. I'm going to read it, just cause it sounds so impossible it must be awesome.

EDIT: It... it burns. Oh god, it's horrible... my eyes...

 

I can picture it now...

Kagome: The guy I like is in love with another chick. Waaaah.
Cloud: Some chick I just met like a week ago was killed by my mortal enemy. Waaah.
Sasuke: My entire family was slaughtered by my older brother, who proceeded to make me watch reruns of it in slow motion for three days straight. I spent my entire life working hard, and giving up everything I had including my best friends and my home to gain enough power to kill him. And now that I finally did, an asshole came and told me my brother was good, and that he, the asshole, is the true villain... ... ... I win the emo contest, bitches. Waaaah.

 

The only good Naruto/everything crossover for me was The Idiot's Guide to Nindo. Shame it hasn't been updated. That and it's hella hard to follow.

On an unrelated note: Doesn't the thread usually get locked and restarted about this time?

 

I'm sure they'll get around to it. We've just done taxes in the US, maybe the mods are lying around crying over all the money that got taken away. Or drinking, or pounding speed bags, or chasing small animals with weedeaters.