....Somebody stole your SuperSoakers and Gameboy as a child, didn't they

 

Huh, in Ireland we call that 'gravemunching'. It seems to be slightly different here, instead of the running jump, you position the corpse at an angle on a headstone under a tree. Guy 1 puts his head between her legs and opens his mouth. Guy 2 jumps from a tree on the torso of the curled up corpse.

The entrails are already rotting so they are a lot looser allowing the 'lovegunk' to spew forth.

 

He probably spends his time researching and stuff, maybe trying to cross a basilisk with a dragon or something.

 

The Internet: for when you think you've heard everything.

 

He reads FF.net. I can see it now, "What's this? 'Then Harrys cock prodded his entrance'.....I am gonna kill the author of this and then find Lucius." That's my take.

 

Or, you know, if you want to save time, find a headstone that's already on a lean.



He's just finished munging/gravemunching.

(For the curious, I found that picure simply by searching "Ireland Weird" on Google images.)

 

I do not know these people.

I am not Irish.

 

Just to point something out, see that phallic shaped object in the background? Thats a round tower. Irish monks used them to hide in safety during the viking raids. They kept the money and food of the monastery in those things. The door is around 12 foot from the ground so the monks could take the ladder in behind them.

My question...Don't you think a horde of vikings would brought a ladder after the first time that happened?

Hiding inside a massive stone cock is a laughable defense.

 

If the ladder is from outside, the monks can push them, right? Anyways, love juices from corpses is creepy.

 

Fixed it for you.

 

The monks would bring the ladder in and bolt the door with a very big, metal beam. Solid oak doors too, they're the kind you need a fucking battering ram and ten men to get through, which is all but impossible when it's so many feet in the air. You would need a siege tower to actually get up there with a battering ram too, but they take time to build and move, which is the quite opposite of the Vikings' tactics which consisted of raiding and pillaging then retreating before proper troops could come and attack.

It's a pretty effective defensive structure too, considering you have no blind spots on a round structure and arrow slots about forty feet off the ground. All in all it's a good place to hide when the Viking hordes come raving through your village, and makes for an effective "I've got a bigger cock than you" message that's sure to piss them off .

(I'm a history buff, I know these things <_<)

Aekiel

 

Yeah, I just always imagined the vikigs burning it down or something.

Back on topic, and away from necrophelia.

Do you think Voldemort would be a wine man?

 

Yep, especially since he was brought up in an orphanage. I imagine wine would hold that extra special taste for him, because it was the drink of the upper classes. I imagine after finding out he was a wizard, and all that that entailed, he would only go for the finer things in life if he had any chance to.

Aekiel

 

If they were any bit determined, they could gather tons and tons of wood and position is around the tower and light it. Smoke rises, and the monks would have a hard time breathing.

 

I was thinking they would shoot fire arrows or some shit. Maybe I've been watching too much LOTR.

 

Most likely.

 

Even if they could kill the monks inside with fire/smoke, they still couldn't get in. So what's the point?