Or nobody's bothered yet.

4. Moony the punk rock god by Miss Pix reviews
Remus gets a piercing.
Complete - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-08

*facepalm.

 

There is only one way this could be interesting enough to make a story: I wonder what he got pierced?

Ooh. Nasty thought - something like 10% of all piercings bleed excessively. A lycanthrope would actually be irresponsible to the point of being criminal if he wasn't damn careful about that.

 

Sounds like someone is turning that anger outwards, huh?

This one wasn't so much the summary as the title, although the summary certainly didn't help any.

Ok, wtf? Someone has a thing for screwed up kids me thinks, as well as bad grammar, spelling and a low intellect, but hey no ones perfect, right?

All of that was off of the first page of updated fics on ff.nazi, lawl.

 

Prue Halliwell? God dam, another self insert?

 

You know, there are many other ways of teaching discipline. Corporal punishment is SO passe'.
Does this girl even realize that spanking is supposed to be the LAST resort for administering punishment? It sounds as if she figures it as default.

 

It sounds like a fetish to me...

 

I believe it's a character from the show Charmed. Pretty much a drama with some magic thrown in there to make it different from everything else.

 

14. The Trial of War or Love by edwardspet
this is a really crapy story about when edward leaves again not like that would ever happen again, anyways i don't even like it so im pretty shure you won't.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 4-18-08

...That's a stunning endorsement.

 

QFT?. Seriously why does he bother if he thinks it sucks.

 

I figure that he'd rather get flames than not post and get no payback at all. After all, feedback is the only valid coin of the realm.

 

The Romantic Conquests of Severus Snape » by Trip and Jayne reviews
SSAT SSMM SSRH SSHP SSAD SSNL SSFWGW SSST SSLL SSBL SSDM SSDU SSLV SSLM SSHG SSRL SSB SSRW SSNM SSLB SSGG SSSF SSPP SSHAG SSDT SSAW SSP SSFL SSPS SSMW SSLPJP SSSH SSSB SSMYRT SSHS SSFF SSGWPWBWFWCW SSPANS SSNHN SSAF SSAM SSGL SSMF SSWT SSRS OOCness!
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 128 - Updated: 4-20-08 - Published: 3-30-08

 

It is here already... but it's so bad that it deserves to be posted again. >_<

 

Haha, I found a troll, and a stupid one at that. The profile has similar stories in different fandoms. Idiot. >.>

 

Mmm. Sounds tempting.
I'm all a-quiver with anticipation...

 

I am acquiver with this writer's mad skillz.

 

I know... Aren't you just dying to read it?

Here's another. I think this author has a fetish... a spanking fetish. I just glanced at a chapter and I saw Ron and Neville getting whipped with a spoon and a ruler. O__0

And the author's other fics are odd too. Want to see Snape getting spanked by Dumbledore anyone? I actually remember seeing a slash fic with this pairing before. *shivers*

 

I couldn't resist checking out the reviews, thinking it would just be hilarious flames. I was sadly fooled and appalled.

Here's one review that made me ashamed she's from the south. What the hell is precious about a spanking?

 

I was more amused to see they were all in the "Fantasy" category. And then I read the author's page.

Oh... kay. I do give her/him ("Rae" could go either way) a little credit for knowing she's a freak and telling people if this fetish-fic isn't for you, then you shouldn't read.

 

Came acrossed this beauty this morning...note the rating of T

Captured! by dementedfuzzyJane DUMBLEDORE KIDNAPS RON HARRY AND DRACO AND RAPES THEM!Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08

 

Wow. It certainly says something about homo sapiens magicka that a man over hundred and ten years old still has a sex drive at all, let alone one that needs three recipients.
Or else the wizarding equivalent of Viagra is possibly the hottest invention since the Smallpox vaccine.