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This or That; The Mature Version.

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Jon, Dec 21, 2006.

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  1. Tofferson

    Tofferson First Year

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    Mar 30, 2008 #161
    Midget. Be an interesting life experience.

    Have someone related to you, of the same sex, give you oral

    or

    Have sex with whore who has AIDs.

    Think carefully on your choice. Make sure you are H.I.V positive on your answer.

    Edit: I blame God.
     
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2008
  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    You fail at grammar.
     
  3. Lindow

    Lindow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Apr 2, 2008 #163
    Have sex with a whore who has AIDs.

    That way I could do a bunch of other shit that might kill me later on that I wouldn't have to feel bad about since I'll die anyway.

    Be a hermaphrodite all your life...

    or

    Life in prison with sexually curious Bubba as a cell mate.
     
  4. Augurey

    Augurey Backtraced

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    Apr 2, 2008 #164
    Be a hermaphrodite; there has to be at least one attractive girl on /d/.

    Professor Sinistra

    or

    Professor Vector?
     
  5. TwilightAmbition

    TwilightAmbition First Year

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    Apr 21, 2008 #165
    Sinistra... who would choose their math teacher?...

    Penis in an electric pencil sharpener for 30 seconds..

    -or-

    Having your eternal soul slowly devoured by a beast from the crawl space between dimensions :p
     
  6. yak

    yak Moderator DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Apr 21, 2008 #166
    What the fuck happened to this thread? Just let it die, already.
     
  7. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    Having your eternal soul slowly devoured by a beast from the crawl space between dimensions.

    Ginny

    or

    Draco
     
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2008
  8. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Apr 22, 2008 #168
    Truth. Kill this with Fire.
    With.
    Fire.
    Fi.
    Errrr.

    Killthiswithfire!
     
  9. Pieman

    Pieman Seventh Year

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    Apr 23, 2008 #169
    Draco, more feminine. Which isn't saying much, as Hagrid is more feminine then her/it.

    Kill this thread with fire, or have the ability to shoot lasers out of your penis. If you choose the second, this thread will exsist forever, and you will constantly stumble up on it.
     
  10. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Krogan Alien in a Hat ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Is death by fire for both an option?
     
  12. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Apr 24, 2008 #172
    Fix'd just for you :)

    No seriously, this thread blows.
     
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