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The Dante Inferno Test. Which level of Hell do you belong in?

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Oz, Apr 20, 2008.

  1. Drake

    Drake Seventh Year

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

    No chance I'm getting into heaven.
     
  2. Marsupial

    Marsupial Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Ah, heresy: you've gotta love it.


    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:



    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo
    Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2
    Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
     
  3. Immolo

    Immolo High Inquisitor

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Very High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-i...formation.html


    Fourth Level of Hell

    Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
     
  4. Robo Jesus

    Robo Jesus High Inquisitor

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  5. BloodRedSword

    BloodRedSword High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

    Apparently, they like to go with the worst case scenario, instead of Limbo, I get send to the city of Dis..

    :p
     
  6. Demons In The Night

    Demons In The Night Chief Warlock

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent Moderate Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

    So why does an all powerful, all knowing, benevolent god need praise and worship? If you don't believe in him you get tortured in hell for eternity. This God fellow seems like a jealous, malicious, vengeful, egocentric son of a bitch.

    And damn straight I'm lustful. A lustful heretic. Go me.
     
  7. Rehio

    Rehio Bad Dragon ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Supposedly he calmed down a lot after his son was born. Guess he forgot to change the rules or something.
     
  8. Mercenary

    Mercenary Snake Eater

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    Got the Hell level 3

    I am a Gluttonous but virtuousness non-believer. But more Gluttony than anything else.


    On the topic about God's wrath: Old Testament God: I WILL FREAKIN KILL YOU IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT ANOTHER GOD!

    New Testament God: Dude, chill. Everyone makes mistakes. Just dont do it again. Seriously. Dont.


    He mellowed out. Dude got laid and all was good.


    So going to hell for that. ^_^
     
  9. malaga

    malaga Auror

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    A pimp is a good thing to be. T/F

    Seriously, would anyone put False? Anyone?

    I'm a heretic too guys. See you all in Hell! Sixth level, invite only kind of place.
     
  10. Dante

    Dante Slug Club Member

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:(Click on a level for more info)
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
     
  11. TwilightAmbition

    TwilightAmbition First Year

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    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
    Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics Very High
    Level 7 Violent Very High
    Level 8 the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous High


    Honestly, I'd more fear someone who got Purgatory or Level 1 than any of the other levels. :p
    Us DLP-...ers are coming to hell in large numbers, be warned Satan, you have met your match in evil heretical-ness.
     
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2008
  12. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    :rolleyes: I can't deny that I suppose.
     
  13. Methene

    Methene Auror

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    Me too! Me too!

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.



    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    (Click on a level for more info)

    LevelWho are sent there?Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Extreme Level 3 Gluttonous High Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
     
  14. Nobody

    Nobody Backtraced

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    Your fate has been decided....
    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Low
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
     
  15. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Interesting.

     
  16. Azrael's Little Helper

    Azrael's Little Helper High Inquisitor

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    I remember doing this test a few years ago. I was high from 5 onwards but highest in 7th if I recall correctly. Lets see how things have changed...or not...

    Looks like I've slipped down (or is it up?) a few notches to the 4th, though it goes very low, very low, high, high, extreme, very high, extreme, high, very high, extreme. Funny that. Never percieved myself as all that treacherous. Pity they put wrathful and gloomy in the same category - being able to hold an unforgotten and unforgiven grudge to the bitter end and emo-ism shouldn't be in the same category.
     
  17. Krull

    Krull Denarii Host

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    +1 level six

    w00t, DLP reunion there in 70 years.
     
  18. Jolersoer

    Jolersoer Third Year

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    Well... I'm really gonna get it, looks like I'm a lustful avaricious wrathful violent malicious treacherous heretic.
     
  19. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | Very High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

    Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
    Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
     
  20. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    So, DLP is mostly comprised of heretics then... interesting.

    Also, Wtf? Nobody's been tempbanned? Since when? @_@
     
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