Harry/Fleur and Hat combo = No contest

 

Harry saw Fleur naked in Bungle more times than Hat can count.

Bungle = Win

 

QFT.

Harry/Fleur is pure win, and I really like the 1st person perspective of The Lie I've Lived. So, despite the amazing 2nd person used in Bungle, Lie takes first place in my book.

 

*facepalm*

Lie = Harry/Fleur. HARRY'S GONNA FUCK FLEUR .

 

Quoted for 100% absolute truth (Well, so we fucking hope. I don't think JBern is cruel enough to fuck with us like that!)

 

I'm not a huge fan of Harry/Fleur as some of you are, but I still think TLL takes the cake on my favorite Jbern fic. It has the pervert!Sorting Hat (who is one of my favorite characters n HP fanfiction), in fact, the Hat kinda reminds me of Bob from the Dresden Files. I'm a huge fan of First Person, and this is one of the better ones out there. Also, Harry's list of people to fuck with grows everyday in this story (most of Gryffindor, Malfoy family, Krum, etc) and that builds up a lot of anticipation for the coming chapters.

I can safely say I like this more than TML, unless Jbern turns that into Harry/Narcissa, in which case I reserve the right to flip-flop on this issue faster than John Kerry.

 

What's wrong with Harry/Narcissa?

This fic is better than Bungle. There is no competion as far as I'm concerned.

 

There's nothing wrong with Harry/Narcissa, in fact, I want much more of it. The only hint of Harry/Narcissa I've seen in jbern's work was in Turn Me Loose in chapter 5, at the very end. Harry pretends to be a Dark Lord who has possessed Harry's body to fuck with Voldemort, as Harry knows that the Dark Lord will look through Narcissa's memories and see Harry's threats.

At the end of that chapter, after Harry threatens Narcissa and establishes his dominance, he notes to his disgust that he can see her very perky nipples through her robes. Harry was disgusted that Narcissa seemingly got turned on and charged up by Harry's power play. Apparently, Narcissa has a power fetish.

I guess that explains the attraction to Lucius, who is a Grade A asshole.

But at the end of chapter 5, Harry notes that although Narcissa is beautiful and a smoking red-hot fox, he wouldn't fuck her because she was one of the parties involved in Sirus's death.

Although I found it funny that in Bungle, Harry mentions that he would only fuck Narcissa if Draco and Lucius were forced to watch.

Who knows, the bitch may get off on stuff like that. Harry having the power to make a proud woman like her bend to his will and fuck her like a bitch in heat in front of her git of a husband and her dimwit of a son.

Draco Malfoy....100,000 sperm raced to the finish line, and you were the one that won? There's no fucking justice in the world. Someone as dumb as you coming from a beautiful flower like Narcissa.

NO FUCKING JUSTICE!

 

I never said there was anything wrong with it. In fact it is one of my Harry/Narcissa is one of my favorite pairings, and I think there is there is an appalling lack of them.

What I said was that TLL is my favorite fic of Jbern's, but if Jbern turns TML into Harry/Narcissa (a reference to the ending of Chapter 5) that would become my favorite fic.

 

So... How's the update coming?

 

FUCK, Erotic. Got me hopes up:-(

 

Goddamit. S just raised my hopes but it was a false call.

Though he does raise a good point, how is that update coming?

 

I hate Remus, here he was fucking with Lily and he has the guts to make Harry call him Uncle Moony in other fics. The "everyone loved your mom" in 3th book seemed kind of suspicious to me, but this fic made me hate the fucking pervert when I read it a long time ago.

The pairing (H/Fleur) and the Hat make this fic worth even if it is not updated too often.

Sorry, I just realised that by posting this I could rise your hopes unnecessarily.

 

AAHHH
No update Oh well. Getting my hopes up like that is cruel.

Makes me wonder if anyone else loved Lily like Remus did.

 

Snape did.

 

Sorry let me rephrase that.

Makes me wonder if anyone had sex with Lily like Remus did. You know with the whole affair thing.

 

Snape still got there first. Whether he let her remember it, or if he was himself, is the question. You know, with the whole "Who Is Sarah Underhill?" thing.

 

BAD THOUGHTS! BAD THOUGHTS!

Isn't there a Potter Law against that monstrosity? Never ever mention Snape/Lily again. Ever.

 

General custer knows best. Never mention Lily/Snape again...

This is by far my favourite Jbern story. Bungle I could never get into for some reason.

 

I'm 4000 words into chapter 6 of TML. It's a fairly difficult chapter to write which will become evident when the chapter is posted. Don't expect a new chapter of this fic until probably the 17th.

Snape/Lily is so wrong on so many levels.
Don't get me started on it.