“EXPLODERIA SUPREMO!”

That's what I call my poo whenever I eat at Taco Bell

 

Okay, that cinches it. This is a ruse. There is no way this can't not be.

My. God. This. Needs. To. Burn.

You're so in on in aren't you Sera? Aren't you!?

 

*starts banging his head into a wall* There are so many things wrong with this paragraph that I'm not even going to bother getting started. Thanks Seratin, and please, for the love of whatever-trips-your-trigger, no more..........

 

I'm not so sure.. At first I had thought it was a troll as well.. But really there is worse shit out there.. And this may be just bad enough to be real..



But on second thought I am sure it's a fake

 

I'm starting to have my doubts.....Read the A/N's on some of the chapters. I think this retard is serious. Makes me wanna wanna go buy a nuke from Russia.........

 

Can it be a fanfic cliché if its actually canon?

The loose floorboard under Harry's bed that he hides things under was introduced in the beginning of PoA.

That aside, every time I read this fic (and I intend to stick with it, just to watch the train wreck, complete with loaded sleeper cars telescoping into each other), I sense millions of brain cells crying out, only to be suddenly silenced.

 

God I love this fic...I really really do. It's so full of ultimate lulz. I honestly hope it's a troll but I'm getting the feeling that it's serious buisness.

@Darren, I havn't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

 

LIES! UNTRUTHS!

Serious Business my arse. The author *glares at a poster in this topic* is doing this for lulz that we here can enjoy/flame. Also, they're own 'cause of the reviews. Have you lot read the FF.net ones? My god, people really are into this...

Don't forget to add the epically mind-blowing, window shattering, accidental magic releasing, ecstasy creating first time.

 

Yup, didn't you know? Virgins always having mind-blowing sex. For all of about 3 seconds.............

 

It was 17 seconds for me.. I remembered to rub one out before hand to prolong it..

 

I have no idea how long lasted, I was being thrilled that I managed to get an older chick naked to do the deed with.

The lovely response to my review of this particular fic.

You know what! You've posted here before, and I think you are just a really rude and mean person who loves to mock people over the internet! It's cowardly is what it is!

If you don't like my work, that's fine, you don't have to read it. I can't stop you from flaming, and whatever, even if I get upset, at the end of the day I'm going to have a good life and you're alone with your computer!

But even if you flame me, don't come here and flame my reviewers! They have done NOTHING to you, at all! Also, funnny how only 'retards' read this story, and yet here YOU are - AGAIN!

Please, don't come back!

I'm thoroughly amused.

Oz's review on ff.net was a little......odd. I call shenanigans!

 

I didn't time it >_>

It's a cliche, what I said, and I've seen it quite a lot in my earlier days of reading fanfiction. I can't imagine why sex with Harry shatters all the windows of Hogwarts...

 

That's like putting a bandaid on a bullet wound. I for one hadn't noticed this particular sin, given that I was busy gouging my eyes out as the author shoveled crap down my throat.

Still, lulzy.

 

*points and laughs*

 

*facepalms*

I did actually notice that. Up in the quote above, there is even a second r.

Fluerr ftw.

 

The DLP alliance is coming for us.

 

I read and lol'd.

Troll girl is troll and lulzy. I do not have any doubts.

She (he?) is rather good at it though. It takes some skill to troll at this level for this long- it's so lulzy people suspect it but there are enough intermittent facepalm-worthy moments for carefully devised misdirection.

This is win and awesome, and fuck yeah fanfiction is srs business.

5/5 for massive damage.

 

I love this story so much!

Some of my favorite quotes.

I laughed too much at this part. Harry growled out a roar.

He's so super special and orders the blade to be made, and it must be super orgasmically cool looking.

How much do you want to bet that those are not his only names. I bet that he is going to get at least another hundred.

My favorite spell.

 

I don't know why, but I lol'ed the most at this:

 

Smooth motherfucker that Harry is.

I'm surprised someone hasn't taken a Wikipedia page's worth of fantasy names and put it into Harry's declaration, ala:

"I AM HARRY JAMES RAVENCLAW BLACK MERLIN GRYFFINDOR SLYTHERIN HUFFLEPUFF... *ramble for 3 pages* JAMES POTTER! THANK YOU!"