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An ...interesting story

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Neffiedrake, May 20, 2008.

  1. Neffiedrake

    Neffiedrake First Year

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    You guys might want to take a look at this.. and leave a review :p

    http://ficwad.com/story/97615



    PS: If this is the wrong forum, then I am sorry :/

    Edit: This is neither my story nor a recommendation :D
     
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  2. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    It was fairly lulzy.
     
  3. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Lulz. It's funny how this appeared after the ban war. Bitter much?
     
  4. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Hah, I liked it.

    I'm wondering who wrote this though.
     
  5. Bucks

    Bucks Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    It was funny. I have a feeling this person is a Harry/Ginny shipper.
     
  6. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    It was funny.

    Lawl. Also;

    LMAO.

    Whoever that was that came here and got banned ten seconds later and/or got his story trashed just went up a few notches in my eyes.

    ...
    ...

    Y'know, "Stupid Idiot" ++
    Somehow, he didn't quite get what DLP was about, I think.
     
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  7. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Harry Potter and the DLP Gang by r_l_freimen - PG-13

    Title: Harry Potter and the DLP Gang
    Author: r_l_freimen
    Rating: PG-13
    Words: 1770
    Status: One-Shot
    Pairing: Harry/Girl!Blaize
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    Era: Post-GOF
    Summary:
    Dark Harry plans his revenge on the people that hurt and betrayed him. A one shot parody that contains crude language and sexual innuendo. PG-13
    Linkage: http://ficwad.com/story/97615

    Not really even worth reading but....it belongs here anyways. 2/5 from me.

     
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  8. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Love it how the author completely reinforces what we like here.

    He tries to be sarcastic and smart about Gabrielle and Fem!Blaise, but then uses the same mechanics to ridicule our desire for good grammar and our distaste for cliché works.

    He rants about how Harry hasn't spoken to Blaise in 5 years so that means they should be soul mates. I dont know anyone here who likes the idea of soul mates and the reason I like different ships to Ginny is because authors can develop canon characters in their own way, making them interesting and useful, as opposed to relying on the Weasley clan to be the fulcrum of every incident that happens in a fic.

    What a mong.
     
  9. Xipheon

    Xipheon First Year

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    2/5, srsly?

    This piece of shit fails even at being a parody... :rolleyes:
     
  10. Bucks

    Bucks Headmaster DLP Supporter

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  11. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Lol, possibly the best flame I've ever read.

    It would have been better had it been a bit more accurate (Ronalda? Gerry? Wtf?) and if the author had made the tone of the "story" a bit less bitter, but nonetheless an effective flame that will no doubt get a lot of people riled up, in which case the inaccuracies will probably aid in its task, rather than hinder it.

    The ending was a bit poor though. For someone who apparently dislikes name-calling, there's certainly a lot of it in the last couple of paragraphs.

    Hint: don't try to argue with the author. A guy who tries to rationally explain why a joke is incorrect only makes a fool of himself.
     
  12. Mors

    Mors Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Fukken LOL. </filler>
     
  13. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I'm waiting for Gio to pop up and say

    STAWMAN!
     
  14. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    DLP doesn't write what the guy is parodying though.

    Good one-liner there.
     
  15. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    * wide eyes *
    Wow. Words fail me.
     
  16. Nukular Winter

    Nukular Winter The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    I don't know who the author is, but it's pretty clearly a bitter Harmonian (really, is there any other kind?) that's been flamed here.

    Consider the profile:

    And this passage:

    Points sort of strongly at a couple of people, don't you think?

    Oh, and if the author was going for accuracy they would have said "TITS OR GTFO!" instead of "WHORE" and "CUNT", which I don't think I've ever seen anybody actually use.
     
  17. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I believe Banner has been called a cunt before.

    Banner is a she though, and the author profile for this claims that they are male.
     
  18. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    Someone merge the two threads?

    But I like the reviews. The story becomes the avenger of the poor, the slighted and the oppressed. Or at least those that get a kick out of considering themselves so.

    ChemicalGenocide ist there, and I can't help it, even her review reads to me as a parody. And then there is this guy that wanted to save Fanfiction all on his own with his challenge here a while back, because everything else but his idea had already been written -- if you tought his ego was big then, here's the next step:


    I want it duly noted that if and when I leave this fandom (which is not in the near future, I still have a few ideas), it's not because a Terdwilicker told me the end is near.


    Edit:
    Rofl.
     
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  19. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    The reviews are full of lulz, that's for damned sure. Terdwilicker was most emphatic that we're all fifteen and will never reproduce. Too bad none of them seem to realize that we're too busy laughing at them to give a damn about their opinions..........

    I think a couple of people told ChemicalGenocide to harden the fuck up and based on her review, which calls us cruel and malicious, she apparently doesn't have the brain-cells to take advice and improve.
     
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  20. NightFox

    NightFox Seventh Year

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    Somehow, I found it vastly amusing when shuffling through reviews:

    ChemicalGenocide:

    ChemicalGenocide: Profile excerpt

    From, wait for it," Terdwilicker." I think that says enough as it is.


    I think the best response can be:

    Harden the Fuck Up.
     
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