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Fanfiction's Worst Author Profiles

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Mindless, May 26, 2008.

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  1. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    May 26, 2008 #1
    We may have had one of these before, but it's fallen into obscurity and my search didn't turn it up quickly enough, so I'm making a new thread.

    We have a worst summaries and worst fics, but one profile in particular inspired me to create this thread.

    This one.

    Try to mentally insert the fangirl squee after every third or fourth word.
     
  2. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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  3. Banner

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    May 26, 2008 #3
    Eww.
    This is why I avoid introductions.
     
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  4. Lord Ravenclaw

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  5. Voice of the Nephilim

    Voice of the Nephilim Death Eater DLP Supporter

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  6. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    May 26, 2008 #6
    Lol, wut?

    WHAT is that? Even if I try to read that at as
    it still doesn't make sense. At least not to me. Am I missing something here?

    Edit:
    Yes, well, I didn't quite make it there ... I was still stuck trying to figure out the first sentence.

    But you've gotta love the irony -- "I ahve been wqriting for 12 years now ..."




    Also, can't have a thread like this without Tara: http://www.fanfiction.net/~XXXbloodyrists666XXX
     
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  7. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    May 26, 2008 #7
    This is what did it for me:

     
  8. Dark Belra

    Dark Belra Minister of Magic

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    May 26, 2008 #8
    What kind of writer writes for twelve years and does not pick up on spelling?

    EDIT:


    WTF!

    EDIT 2: Hasn't her story "wizard's Live Messenger" in the worst summaries thread?
     
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  9. Mirkwood

    Mirkwood Seventh Year

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    May 26, 2008 #9
    Why did you have to bring it up :wall: just looking at anything to with it makes me cringe.
     
  10. ForsakenOne

    ForsakenOne Groundskeeper

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    May 26, 2008 #10
    http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1533049/xxgoffgurl62xx

    The fuck?
     
  11. Seratin

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    On The Fucking Floor Perp!!!!!!
     
  12. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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  13. Methene

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    May 26, 2008 #13
    I *love* how such people put many soul searching quotes in their profile so as to appear very cultured, emotive and generally kind and understanding.

    Ooh, just read more.

    We have a real kind, person in touch with her emotions here:

    Bah, why do people feel the need to share their kind nature over the internet?

    Not to mention she asks everyone to "dont froget 2 read my sotrys!!" and yet she has no stories posted.

    What imbeciles has the world produced nowadays?
     
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  14. Perspicacity

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    Let us give thanks for small blessings.
     
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  16. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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  17. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Odd. I didn't see the "win" with this one. (Perhaps I'm blinded because it's not much worse than my own?)
     
  18. Vengashii

    Vengashii Banned

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    May 27, 2008 #18
    Doesn't that violate the website's motto?

    :eek:
     
  19. LadyKitti

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    LOL...I gotta laugh...this is the same girl that sent me a PM for putting one of her stories here on DLP forums in the worst summaries thread. She basically was attempting to guilt trip me claiming she was dying of cancer... o_O

    Lay Kitty,

    I'm o_OrAveNcLaW.bUbBlEso_O, and i'd really like it if you didn't poke fun at me, becuase i'm a HUGGGGGGGGGGE Harry Potter fan; although i may not be able to see the next movie, as i'm a lukemia patient, and i'm trying to have all the fun i can in my life. okay? jsut thought you might want to know ;)

    ~Kitti
     
  20. Mirkwood

    Mirkwood Seventh Year

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    Ind...eee...dd?

    Perhaps she is dying of cancer, and she is having hallucinations that she is writing excellent fanfiction, if so lets all hope she stops.
     
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