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Best thing to happen to skateboarding punks since private security

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by JohnThePyro, Jun 10, 2008.

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  1. JohnThePyro

    JohnThePyro Headmaster

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    Jun 10, 2008 #1
  2. Cxjenious

    Cxjenious Dark Lord

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    I would've laughed harder if I hadn't seen far more hilarious nut shots in person.
     
  3. Korisovra

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    I flinched and then luld like hell. Even the g/f flinched......
     
  4. Darius

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    Knocked his shoe off too ^_^
     
  5. Lindow

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    Jun 11, 2008 #5
    Hopefully that street pole his sack and he won't be creating any punk skateboarders like him in the future.
     
  6. Wildfeather

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    Jun 11, 2008 #6
    I knew it was going to be funny when I read it's title. But I still laughed and almost fell out of my chair.
     
  7. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jun 11, 2008 #7
    I think he had his aimer up. No way he could of ran into that accidentally.

    All the same, I laughed.
     
  8. Calis Clayr

    Calis Clayr Seventh Year

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    Jun 11, 2008 #8
    Damn, the pole actually shook... I almost feel sorry for the guy. Almost.
     
  9. Twisted

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    The slomo was what got me. Just... ow. He took it like a man, just walking off, until he sat down and wiped away the tears.

    We don't get many skateboarders like that in UK, but I'll just join the general group hate and hope he doesn't reproduce.
     
  10. Banner

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    Jun 11, 2008 #10
    Even I flinched.
     
  11. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

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    Fuck that, taking it like a man. If I were in his position I would be in tears too. Any man with balls would.
     
  12. Kang

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    Holy Creator of nuts. Cannot comprehend the pain he must be in.
    He would be feeling that for a few ... years?
     
  13. Banner

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    Poor guy.
    I hope he isn't, you know, damaged (as opposed to just badly bruised.)
     
  14. Blaise

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    8/10 for air time, 1/10 for the landing.
     
  15. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Jun 11, 2008 #15
    Agreed. You're absolutely allowed to sob when you take a blow like that to the King's Things.
     
  16. Bucks

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    I don't know what you think about his tears, I'm crying right now. It's because I'm laughing my fucking arse of right now. Even now I can't stop chuckling.
     
  17. ForsakenOne

    ForsakenOne Groundskeeper

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    Looool. But seriously how the fuck did he get back up?
     
  18. Blaise

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    Jun 14, 2008 #18
    They don't show it, but about 5 seconds after they stopped filming, he died.
     
  19. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Jun 15, 2008 #19
    QFT.

    The sheer force of impact was enough to drive the testicles inside with enough speed to cause serious internal damage.