The Order of the Flaming Turkey and shit like that? Another one of those amusing once upon a time but not anymore things.

 

I will totally sign up with the "fuck Dumbledork and Moldyshorts" brigade. Also the "Dork Lord". Also, any variation of Death Munchers, Death Nibblers, etc.

 

Ferret or ferret boy for Malfoy, there are so many other vicious names you could call him, or better yet just leave him in the background only to die a horrible death for me.

 

I just realized: I don't mind the "Ferret" insult, if Ron is the one using it. Most of the commonly used insults Should Have been outgrown by the time one is fourteen, but Ron is allowed to have arrested development when it comes to use of the language.

 

What about Mr. Rogers or the Cryptkeeper? Although Dumbledore would probably get along quite well with Mr. Rogers.

 

No, that's "old Cooz." An old coot is old guys that shuffles along raising his fist at you saying, "get back here you dang kids and clean up that flaming bag of shit on my front porch!" and he says it in one of those raspy (i've been smoking for 4000 years) voices.

This is also takes into account the "old poot" which shouldn't really be spoken of in polite company.

 

Nah, we're pretty easy-going. Feel free to go on.

Also: who is that model on your sig?

 

And where exactly here do you see anything even remotely resembling "polite" company?

 

QFT! Yes, where?

 

The model is Amber Evans ... distant cousin of Lily I think ... maybe not.

And since I've been given the okay by the impolite company:

Old Poot refers the the really old lady in front of you at Wal-Mart pushing her wide-assed walker with the bright yellow ripped open tennis ball coasters. She blocks the entire isle and wears lots of crocheted clothes. She takes a couple of steps and farts, then another couple of steps and farts. Come on you've all been behind her at some point. She's the Old Poot.

 

Why'd you ask for permission if it was that... Well, we've seen, read, written and heard much worse I think...
Btw, yes at least I have seen the Old Poot at the grocery store...

 

I didn't really ask permission. It was a joke, albit a very small one. But I guess if I need to explain it then it wasn't a very decent one. (sigh)

 

Yeah, it was a bit lame... Or it's just me...

 

All of the crappy and juvenile insults we see are written by those without an imagination in the wide world of wit. When you do come across decent insults it's usually by some insane and random person. Unfortunately, those insane and random people don't write and so we read the crap that we do when it comes to insults. Honestly, how many civilisations did I destroy in a past life to deserve to read "Dumbledork" eight times in one sentence? Please merciful space chimps, come up with something bloody original! Anyone have an original idea?

 

Oh, come on. It's been like three and a half months, why would you do that?

 

It sums up all the crap in one paragraph. Or maybe it's my lack of coffee... I think it's the coffee. Sorry, constant blood loss from chronic nosebleeds have driven me up the wall. I think I'm delirious.

 

You seriously need to shut the fuck up, Nameless.

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