A small, slightly furry insect tried to vote, but couldn't get them to stop trying to rob her.

 

Was worried posting on the thread would be necroing, too lazy to do the FF thing.

That being said, I wonder if this guy was just trolling out to see how hard he'd get raped...

 

Love you too baby

 

Thanks. So, they're necro-immune? Can't imagine why anyone would ask if it's been updated when the link to the story is in the first post.

On topic: I saw that KafkaExMachina registered here.

Money quote for me:

 

Ow, my mind hurts at converting my signature into idiot speak. I don't think I fully succeeded at it either...

I lol'd.

 

Think yours is bad, Aekiel? I'm proud of this monstrosity. I was cross eyed for about an hour after typing this thing out.

 

i can honestly say i didn't understand THAT quote.
Now i feel better

 

Wow, I was actually able to decipher it. I think. Nice touch with the Tara bit.

 

Same. Don't know whether to be proud or ashamed...

 

I'm ashamed that I was able to write it, personally. Proves that I've read some really dodgy shit at some point or other.

 

A bit over the top, but then I suppose they lack the intelligence to make the connection...

 

My brother is an idiot who types like that so I've had experience trying to understand it... Spying over his shoulder at his conversations annoys him a lot. Still took me a while though, most of it has to be discerned by context >_>.

 

It has the right number of letters... But most of them are wrong ones...

 

Wasn't there some survey or something that said if the spelling was close and you could identify the context, your mind would fill in the blanks?

Bastards, their gay-ass formatting ruined my signature, using "/" wherever there was an aspostrophe or quote.

 

I know of the study that said that if the first and last letter are the same, then it doesn't matter about the rest.

Like: The eoncelcidpya had worng inafirmoton auobt the csae.

 

Is it bad that I can read that without any problem?

 

That's like the study that says duck quacks don't echo. The same sort of study that gets referred to in countless "INTERESTING FACTS!!1!" chain emails. The sort of study, in fact, that doesn't exist.

Interesting Facts emails are the Some Bloke In A Pub Told Me of the 21st century.

 

To be more specific didn't the study say that as long as the first and last letters were the same the letter in the middle could be arranged differently and the person would still understand what it meant.