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Help Shut Down Dark Lord Potter!

Discussion in 'Announcements' started by Lord Ravenclaw, Jun 16, 2008.

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  1. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jun 16, 2008 #1
    Frankly, DLP agrees! We should shut down Dark Lord Potter! Assist us in this goal by signing the petition here (ignore the paypal donation tactic they use):

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/DLPisevil/

    Also, to assist us in this righteous crusade of the evil that is DLP, donate to the cause here: http://forums.darklordpotter.net/misc.php?do=donate

    DLP completely supports the movement to destroy the heathen dogs that are Dark Lord Potter! Sign and donate today!
     
  2. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Jun 16, 2008 #2
    How much does I hafta donate to get one of those cool names under my rank?
     
  3. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Jun 16, 2008 #3
    Any. It's what you want to contribute to the continued running...er...destruction of Dark Lord Potter.
     
  4. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    Jun 16, 2008 #4
    Lol, do they realy think they could shut us down? :>
     
  5. Korisovra

    Korisovra Headmaster

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    Emos and teenagers will believe damn near anything.
     
  6. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    DLP: HATERS OF DLP
     
  7. Solomon

    Solomon Heir

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    Jun 16, 2008 #7
    The question is, does that make a DLP member emo by definition?
     
  8. mbond98

    mbond98 Seventh Year

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    Yeeee-eess... lure the fangurl menace into a cunning trap....
     
  9. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    ...shitballs.
     
  10. scaryisntit

    scaryisntit Death Eater

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    DLP - for the loss.
     
  11. Xipheon

    Xipheon First Year

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    Finally, someone has the courage to stand up against that horrible, horrible website :mad: !
     
  12. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Down with DeeEllPee.

    It causes global warming don'cha know?
     
  13. Krull

    Krull Denarii Host

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    Jun 16, 2008 #13
    If 4chan is the asshole of the internet and LUE the bowels then DLP is the penis felt in the rectum of all fanfic writers that choose not to adhere to their elitist standards. Cut that shit out!

    Their policy is obviously inspired by the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf and some say Midknight sleeps with a copy of Machiavelli's The Prince on his nightstand.

    I'm calling out all fanfic writers to stand up against this oppression, too long have they been allowed to desecrate our stories with logic, good grammar and sentence structure. This ends now! Rise up against the Bourgeoisie Pigs my brothers!

    They came for Ginny and we did not speak up because it didn't involve us.
    They came for Severitus and we did not speak out because it did not involve us.
    Then they decided to burn all our villages, pillage all our women and rape all our lands and there was no one to speak out for us!

    Sic semper tyrannis!
     
  14. Banner

    Banner Dark Lady

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    I'm distracted:
    Someone came for Ginny?

    Wow. That IS impressive.
     
  15. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    The jokester make a joke. Womp womp WOOOMP.
     
  16. vlad

    vlad Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    It's good to see that we're finally taking ourselves on - we can't be allowed to continue promoting logical stories with good grammar. It's an affront to the unwashed masses. Good Riddance!
     
  17. kmfrank

    kmfrank Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Jun 16, 2008 #17
    I signed it:

    "How dare anyone give a review other than "OMG 1 LUV TIS SOOO MCH!!!11!! U R A GR8T WRITR!!11!"
    Anything but the above reviews make me cry at night. Reviews like that are helpful because they make me feel good about myself, and with enough of them maybe I can get off antidepressants and stop cutting. But I won't stop cutting because it is so good..."

    I also agree with the above poster - we are assholes, and need to lead the march against ourselves.
     
  18. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jun 16, 2008 #18
    There is no worthier opponent than ourselves.
     
  19. Gabrinth

    Gabrinth Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    I am Senator Barack Obama, and I support this petition.
     
  20. NataliaGAG

    NataliaGAG Fourth Year

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    Jun 16, 2008 #20
    I don't know why, but a scene of collective suicide came to the mind…

    I think that it is an omen.
     
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