You say minority, I say millions. It's the same, yes, but it comes out in a totally different way.

 

One more thing to throw out there is that Judaism is passed by the female line, rather than by the male line, despite being a highly patriarchal religion otherwise.

 

Huh, I still say Hitler was right. Beady little eyes and big hooked noses. Tut tut.

 

Well... that's debatable, but at least it has reasonably balanced pros and cons, whilst female genital mutilation can reasonably be described as torture in most cases.

I hate sexist cunts.

 

At my old high school, we had the most interesting mix of students. I know of two extremely hawt Jewish girls, four pretty good looking Muslim chicks, an Indian girl who I dated for a few months, and one beautiful Native American girl who I dated right up until I graduated. So Hawt ethnic girls are not really rare. One has to look.

Also:
Unwanted mutilation of Vagina = Passing a Kidney Stone = Childbirth.

And I know what passing a kidney stone feels like. That shit'll make you want to die.

 

Saying that 'muslims' circumcise 10+ year old girls is a gross over-generalisation.

There is no basis for it in the Quran or in Islam as a whole. While I admit I have heard of cases, there are few and far between, and are performed by extremists. You get crazy fuckers in any religion.

Also Islam does not frown on sex. Although Islam has harsh views on adultery, sex with your lawful spouse is not seen as a sin or something that's just necessary for procreation. As long as it's lawful it's something that's wondrous, that's meant to be enjoyed.

EDIT: On topic, I've met a few Jewish guys and while they do have larger noses than average, they weren't money-grubbing miserly fucks, they seemed normal enough.

I haven't yet met a Jewish chick so I can't really comment on how ugly/hot they may be.

 

I actually heard this from a Muslim who visited my class. I don't know if it holds true for other muslims, but she basically said men can marry anyone of the book (Christian, Muslim or Jewish), while women can only marry a Muslim. If it's true, then it sucks to be a muslim girl.

 

I educate thee!

Jews I'd Like To Fuck (JILFS)

Even I had to laugh at that.

 

I have heard of muslims being allowed to marry other people of the book but a distinction wasn't made between male/female, although I've never acually seen that law.

If in fact that distinction is made, it would suck donkey balls to be a muslim girl.

Damn nigga, dem jew girls are fiiine.

My favourite has to be Emmannuelle Chriqui, the chick from Entourage.

EDIT: Lol at the Supreme Court Justice.

 

Nah man: Rachel Stevens ftw. I had forgotten about her, and she was the only one I didn't know was Jewish.

 

If you think that's good, check out our Israeli made chicks:







So fuck you.

 

Natalie Portman is an Israeli Jew...and she is friggin hot.

 

...LOL...This reminds me of this string of Hitler loved the Jews jokes me and a few friends thought up.
"Hitler loved the jews. He gave them free showers."-My friend.
"Hitler loved the Jews. He gave them free train rides."-Another friend.
"Hitler loved the Jews. He gave them free medical checkups."-Me.
And now I have a one-way ticket to hell.

 

Why did Hitler suicide? He saw the gas bill.

 

EDIT: ROFL @ Justblaise

 

LOL, Shadownin wins.

"Crouching Torah, Hidden Dreidel": coming to theaters near Jew.

 

That Rabbi is the real Hebrew Hammer. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

Jew-Jitsu seems like such an over complication. Just go with Jewdo.

 

Historical Note: In the jolly old Middle Ages, the Catholic Church forbade Christians to loan money with interest. Thus, no one would be willing to loan money. This was a necessary function in a mercantile system, so the Jews, who had no limitations on lending money, stepped into fill the void. Despite their contribution to the economy, they were still stigmatized, ostracized, and circumcised.