Harry looks more like Lily than James by the time he's to attend Hogwarts. What would happen? would everything change? what if Petunia told him about his world when he finally got his letter? what would change? will Severus like him? will Ron befriend himHarry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 6-27-08 - Published: 6-5-08


I was looking up this author for another thread and stumbled upon this little diamond. Lovely don't ya think?

 

So was I. =/

 

You were not funny, though... =/

 

... I guess...

 

Sorry but there's something about this that just seems off.

. Ride of a lifetime by Daft Vader Me and my best friend James.H Manage to get into Hogwarts school. After a few normal weeks we try to do a Transfigeration on me into a bird. But it goes completely wrong, we think we failed but when i turn my back in the mirror i find that i have wings?

Oh wait, it's the sheer retardedness.

 

I'm gonna say that calling it retarded is an insult to the truly retarded.

I blame willful ignorance.

 

*giggle*
I actually read this one and I must say, the Summary doesn't even sum up how...unique this story is. I didn't know if this was a joke or if someone really believed this to be a believable, entertaining and original story.
Just an advice: Don't waste your precious lifetime on this, I did and I regret it, I can't get my minutes back...

 

I figured I might as well join in...
Chain Mail Mockery » by WeevilFanGirl reviews
Ok this was inspired by a yugioh story i read basicly snape insults nevile which results in the entire wizzarding world getting in on the insult game...just read and youll understand latter there might be a bit of language so...yeah
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-26-06 - Published: 11-1-05


The Hero's Bride » by Nikki Flinn reviews

Based off the Princess Bride. Ginny and Hermione are in love but when Ginny disappears, Harry tries to make Hermione love him. Will it work, or will a masked hero show up at the last minute to save her from the worst mistake of her life?​

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 2-6-08​

And now, for the absolute winner of fail...

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Borat Goes to Hogwarts by NDC reviews ​

In the midst of the war, a strange Kazakh journalist finds his way to Hogwarts. What role will Borat play in Harry's destiny? Will he ever find his way back to Kazakhstan? Will he ever get over his fear of gypsies? Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 7-13-07​

 

You appear to have confused fail with win, a HP/Borat crossover can't possibly...

Wait....

I retract my statement.

 

2. Incarnation reviews
Harry dies after the final battle and was reincarnated into an elf and placed in middle earth. Do not flame the writer or tell me I need a beta because then the writer will get into a hissy fit and take the story down.....again
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08

I... this thing needs to die. And by thing, I mean author - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/431515/koldy

 

Just look at the reviews of that fic.

Here's an example:

No comments.

My contribution.

Yet again, no comments.

 

Thanks for the link, I enjoyed flaming him. I don't have chocolate with me at the moment, but this gave me just as much joy.

 

I sort of choked when I saw that one.

 

It gets even better : Harry is Sirius's son under a glamour spell, but his twin sister is James's daughter. I don't really understand how that works out, but meh.

 

-gasp-
Who WOULDN'T be intrigued by this?

 

What's worse than one Mary Sue?

Nine Mary Sues.​

Falling into Hogwarts » by astrohuckleberry reviews

What could possibly happen when 9 strange american girls get sucked into Harry Potter and meet the trio? Chaos that's what! They follow the trio through their 7 years of Hogwarts, Yay? Rated T for language. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,307 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 6-25-08​

 

Okay gentlemen (and ladies), barf-bags at the ready..... (AFF may be cheating, but this was so fucked up I just had to share)

Mariage de Convenance
Draco Malfoy has a proposition for Molly Weasley. AU/AR, COMPLETE, HJ, M/F, Oneshot, Preg, WAFF
[sisterae] Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female

Yes, it's exactly what you may be fearing from that summary.

 

No Air by ImxAxPhoenix
just a little one shot i wrote. plot bunnies are bad for the health XD song belongs to Jordin Sparks don't read it if you don't want to, it's a free country after all! of well a few reviews wouldn't be that bad... Complete - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-08

Enough said by this shitty author, even she admitted to it

 

Wao, could just have said everything that makes Harry/Snape all dark and slutty.....a normal HPSS story.

I can do it, too.

It is bad, disgusting, stupid, idiotic, boring, cliche, unbelievable...
and that's just the summary!

Are there two Hermiones? Because if she and Ron can move in with another Hermione...I must have overlocked this fact in all the books every time I've read them and every fanfiction....shame on me

If you are the author, you should have a vague idea or else there maybe some problems later on...

What forest? What are these people doing at Privet Drive? Very mysterious, I needed full 0.003 seconds to decide to NOT read this story.

 

Thought I should add a bit crap to the sewer.