True Nature » by IceprincessIsis3
AUetunia Dursley comes home to find her husband and son rapping Harry, so what does she do? She tries to get help from Mrs. Figg.Takes place after 5th year.Snape and Dumbledore come to Harry's rescue, but then what happens next? Better summary inside.
Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,748 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 6-17-06

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2996834/1/True_Nature

Oh...thank god...for a second, I thought the author was doing another one of those Harry is the Boy Who Gets Repeatedly Butt Raped stories. Good thing they're only rapping this time. And look! Snape and Dumbledore have come to set those pesky muggles straight! It's only teen boy band music for this Boy Who Lived!

 

Snape's introducing Harry to AngryWhiteBoy music...

 

Professor Sinistra turns Harry on to Jazz.

 

How long before someone starts quoting Eminem songs?

Personally I prefer Sir Mix Alot...

 

Isn't 'neko' just moonspeak for cat?

 

I thought it was an anime thing for small human/creature.
Based on context of various stories that I suddenly realize I didn't enjoy.

 

I found a summary someone posted on another forum for a fic which quite honestly makes me think that the fic is going to be lulzy as hell, really really bad, or needs to be written now. The bastard didn't put up a link to the story itself though.

 

/me blinks.

Holy crap, I lol'd.

 

* blinks *
Whadappened?

 

That is enjoyable. No story could live up to it though, worse luck.

So what, Old Man Dursley teaching his son the finer art of raping boys? That is some weird father-son bonding right there.

 

I lol'd at the Gandalf bit, I'd almost forgotten about Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-to-Dragon.

 

Eh - that's an extract from this article:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_(Books)/books

 

Not surprisingly, this is also the fic you get if you type "Worst Fanfiction Ever" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"

 

PsyckoSama, did you really never hear of or rather read about "My Immortal" before?

You've never been into fanfiction, eh?

Not to post the links twice, I redirect everyone here:
http://forums.darklordpotter.net/showpost.php?p=219097&postcount=174

 

No, I just like to avoid Awesomely Bad Fanfic...

I learned my lesson with Artemis's Lover back in '97

 

I thought you were joking about the google thing and looked up myself. And there it was with 11180 reviews. Granted, most of... all of them are flames, but that's some accomplishment.

 

Ebony Moonlight, Silver Mist (MV) by Kamerreon | Reviews - 24 | Words: 13212 | Completed: No

After defeating Voldemort, Harry James Potter renounces his name and disappears for the summer, shedding all his masks. He returns to Hogwarts for 7th year demanding to be re-sorted. Meet Zeryn Actaeon Severus Snape. Severitus. PossessiveCreature!Draco DarkSlytherinMate!Harry.
Chapters: 4 Published: 2008.07.07
Category: Slash > Male/Male

http://www.hpfandom.net/eff/viewstory.php?sid=28739

Oh, my.

 

Chodemort? I really have no idea what to say.

 

. The MalfoyPotter Family » by hpgeek512 reviews The lives of a family of 10, the Malfoy-Potter family can only hope to survive everyday life with a set of twins and sextuplets. Join Draco, Harry, Nathan, Alex, Leelah, Hayden, Jacob, Hope, Bethany, and Lucian through their lives as a family of ten.SlashFiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-12-08 - Published: 7-8-08

Dear god...

 

You don't even know half of it. That's an A/N of the author:

So it's a nonmagical!Harry/Draco soap ripoff - or in other words a John Doe / Gary Stu.