Title: Sharingan Harry Book One: A new Bloodline
Author: shinji the good sharer
Rating: M
Genre: Romance/Humor
DLP Category: Hall of Shame, if I'm lucky.
Pairing: none
Status: WIP
Summary: "Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchace of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai. Watch Harry grow as a wizard AND a Ninja!"
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4188012/1/Sharingan_Harry_Book_One_A_New_Bloodline


Warning! Shitty story ahead. This is a terrible story that, under normal circumstances, should not be approached. However, I couldn't find anyone else more in need of a DLP bitchslap than this guy.

 

There are other threads that you can use to display awful stories. The review section is for stories that have potential, stories that are good.

 

Why do people do this? I'm pretty sure we want quality fiction, not for people to run around and nominate pure shit.

 

My apologies. Where would be a good place to put this then?

 

Obligatory bandwagon post hating on original poster for being an attention whoring douche bag.

 

Oh.

A story by shinji the good sharer. I thought he was still trying to write his shitty HP/Bible Black/Diablo II "fusion" fic.

If this is on the same level, I can guarantee that it will have couple lulzy moments. Of course, they will be 100% utter fail, but what is worth a life without a little dose of lulz and fail?
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Here is a sample of his "work", from WTF? Fics thread. Enjoy.

 

Sharing is only a virtue when the story isn't shit.

 

Oh the fail... post this kind of shit in the "WTF fic" section or the "Barely recced" thread.

Wasn't Akiel making a quality Hp/Naruto semi-cross? Whatever happened to that?

 

QFT. This is made of utter fail. Or maybe it's just my strong disklike of the sharingan talking?

... Nah, this sucks even without my being biased.

 

Everyone in this thread needs to be sterilized.

 

Kill it with fire.

 

Holy Shit. That sucks....something bad, I'm sure!
How far did you get up to in the fic?
I read up to Harry running round the court yard half-nakkeds and girls blushing (he's eleven for fucks sake) before I couldn't read any further.
Edit: Oh, and a 1/5. Because thats the lowest. But if possible we'd all vote lower..

 

MY EYES!! THEY BURN!! What the fuck man?!

*reaches over to the .45 on desk*

Post shit in the other forum, I joined to get quality stories, not this shit!

 

Lol, the reviews for this story are so fail.

6/134 are Negative reviews. :|

 

That's because, thankfully, there are people smart enough not even to APPROACH a story like that, let alone read it and review it seriously.

The best part is the author probably does think his shit is actually good. The horror.

 

Humor him, if we bitch about it enough he might actually take the time to revise and write a decent story for once.

Hah, who am I kidding? fat chance

 

This fic sucks dick

 

wow...Fail. If two stories don't happen in the same type of world...a cross over is usually going to fail. Harry Potter takes place in a relatively modern world. (the 90's, woo). I don't think it's ever been said where Naruto takes place. It's just a fantasy world the jap made up. They don't mix. This guy should've been shot in the kneecaps when he wrote about Harry killing Mr. Weasley with a tea cup. no matter how hilariously ridiculous that scene was.

 

Wait. What the fuck?
Where the fuck does this fit in anywhere?