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My God, She's Even Worse in Motion

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vegemeister, Jul 13, 2008.

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  1. Jamven

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    She needs is a tan, shorter haircut, and perhaps even a set of eye/reading glasses would help.

    I always thought that she over does it with her makeup. Less around the eyes at any rate.
     
  2. Ragon

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    She would still be so ugly a horny dog wouldnt fuck her. Maybe a horse would fuck her. Then she would die. Its happened before someone decided to fuck a horse and it killed the bitch.
     
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    Wasn't that a dude?
     
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    Yep its from Fate/stay night, not that good but I was bored and wanted to learn photoshop and this was the first series that came to mind.
     
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    I have seen the monster lurking in the dark.....

    I have seen the Goat With A Thousand Young.....

    I know the name of the beast that lingers beyond the blackness....

    Her name is Bonnie Wright.

    Woe be onto the world, for the Whore of Babylon has come at last.

    I know the name of the Antichrist.

    His name is Albus Severus Potter.
     
  7. Blah-the-Sixth

    Blah-the-Sixth First Year

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    Bonnie Wright=Picture perfect example of Pansy Parkinson.

    Other than that, the only thing left to say is, "May God have mercy on Dan's soul, cause JKR certainly didn't."
     
  8. MofoNofo

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    Bonnie looks like an ass, and not the kind you looks down upon when any babe walks in front of you.

    Use the image below as a reference to what I speak of.
     
  9. carvell

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    So Bonnie isnt the right actress to play Ginny in the film's because of the way she look's so instead of continuing saying how ugly she is why don't you all come up with your idea's of what the person who play's Ginny should look like.
     
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    Harry Potter wouldnt date an ugly chick. Therefor Ginny must be at least better then plain. Not some hideous beast with no jaw structure.
     
  11. Mirkwood

    Mirkwood Seventh Year

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    CGI a donkey and you've got Ginny, have Bonnie Wright to the voice work. She has that annoying voice as well.
     
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    Certainly better than the modern day Bonnie Wright.
     
  14. Spanks

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    Yeah, that interviewer looks like a serial rapist.

    Anyone notice that Wright looks like she's only talking using the right side of her mouth? (her right, our left)

    Fuck, that shit reminds me of two things; a stroke victim and Sylvester Stallone.
     
  15. Warlocke

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    Okay, not to be too much of a geek, but the interviewer mentioned Luna being known for things like vulture hats... Fuck you, tool, that's Augusta Longbottom.

    Ahem.

    Now for the lulz. Evanna mentioned that all she had to do at the audition was be herself. Why do I believe that's exactly why she got the part? Gotta love her.
     
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  16. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Or get Eddie Murphy to do the voice work and...

    But seriously kids, we all get that she's not at all hot, but in no way does she look like any horse that I've seen. She's just a cute girl that turned into a non-descript woman like many child actresses before her.
     
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    One thing you all have to remember is that what we have seen of Ginny is after she had really, really expensive makeup artists all over her.

    Most girls who I've seen that are as bad as her, are only that bad when they have NO makeup on. Imagine what she looks like right after taking a shower.
     
  18. Mirkwood

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    I can just imagine it, especially if he has the line "I'm a stallion baby!" in it.
     
  19. Dark-Stallion

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    Evanna 'Humpalot' Lynch looked hawt in that interview; perhaps it was because who she was sitting next to, because I've not actually noticed her looks so much before.

    That interview was full of lulz, and there is actually some hope left for humanity; many of the people posting comments agree that Bonnie looks like she fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, got run over by the ugly bus and was male to begin with.
     
  20. Durden's Wrath

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    Much like a Gorgon I would assume.

    I'd actually be relieved if she lifted her skirt up and revealed that she had a penis.

    Shit, as a casting director, you'd have had LITERALLY thousands of eligible girls to audition for the part of Ginny Weasley in CoS, and you're telling me that Bonnie was the best of the lot?
    Worst case, they could have gotten a pretty girl, and dubbed in someone else's voice (like Hercules in New York).

    Yech. This reminds me of a Lewis Black joke. Which I think went like this:
    So that applies to Ginny. If Bonnie was the image that this girl had in her head of Ginny, she should kill herself.

    May Bonnie Wright have to switch to a diet of only Chicken Broth, with a wardrobe consisting of only robes, and friends named only Robert Reed.
     
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