out of courisity Kafka... why did you take your 'little pot shot' at us? If you were unaware of the group before our response, how would you have had any material to write about?

 

You don't have to actually join to browse the threads. Kafka was probably a lurker for a while before actually signing up.

 

Yep. He probably saw that DLP had a few of his stories up and that we were bashing them.

He therefore made his own little insults, and we fired back in return without being whiny, floppy, little cunts.

He therefore decided we could provide 'much lulz' and then decided to become a member. Yay.

 

Why do people think that that's all that goes on here - lulz seeking? This isn't one of those -chan sites.

 

Mate, there was a reason why I wrote much lulz as 'much lulz'.

I was simply squashing all the good stuff about DLP that he would like into two words, 'much lulz', as that does seem to be what many people on here call it.

It was half a pun and half me being to lazy to list out some of the things he decided he liked about DLP.

 

It's like what I think about Harry/Ginny sites. I think they are full of a bunch of retarded cock mongrels who aren't intelligent enough to look past exactly what the books gave them and actually make fanfiction of their own. In reality, I bet there are at least a few decent authors there who just have less bias towards the monster in the chest pairing.

People know that we love the lulz, though that isn't all that this site is about, so they just use bad reasoning:

DLP likes the lulz
+
The only thing I really know is that DLP likes the lulz
=
DLP is all about the lulz

While that might be a bit -repeat, I say, just a bit- too simplistic for even H/G shippers' mindsets, it pretty much is the reason why.

 

Quoted for Truth. It does give me a warm, tingly feeling inside.

 

RumisLife, your SISTER is one of my regular reader/reviewers? Oh man, I'm sorry.

 

I believe you're looking for "Harden the fuck up."

You're right though. This board talks a lot of shit on people, and the majority of us can receive it back and laugh about it. Personally, I lol'd at your story. It was pretty funny.

 

Don't be. If I read correctly, she enjoyed herself well enough.

 

Hey, at least I don't write D/Hr or slash... so there's some hope.

Really, though, my stories aren't horrible, just not up to the DLP standards. I'm more concerned that she's 15... and she read (and reviewed) my story Rewritten over on FFN.

At least it appeared to disturb her, I guess. I'd be really worried if she got hot and bothered by it.

 

Don't be concerned. She's got thicker skin than most 25 year olds on the Internet these days.

And I'd be alarmed if anyone got hot and bothered by that story.

 

...I bet it would give Vash a stiffy.

 

A member of the site you er...burned? What dilicious irony...thats what gives me a stiffy.

 

I'll give your review a 2/5. JustBlaise's review was the absolute best, a 5/5 on the flame rankings, pure inspired genius. You, however, show the literary acumen and creative genius of Pauli Shore.

If you'd read my intro thread, you'd know that I don't consider my writing worthy of 4 or 5 stars. So, in the immortal words of some drunk guy, I have the following reply: "Give me head."