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Complete A Second Chance at Life Series by Miranda Flairgold - T/M

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by ChuckDaTruck, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. Shezza

    Shezza Renegade 4 Life DLP Supporter

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    Oh, yeah. Sree- Nice pictures.


    Happy, bitch?
     
  2. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    The whole point of the injury was to get the new wand which we knew as soon as she mentioned the tree he was gonna get.
     
  3. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    <3 Shezza.

    Also, rofl, not only has she changed everything else about Harry, now she's getting rid of his Holly Wand. That's just epic, especially since none of you retards sees anything wrong with that. After all, who would want that weak wand anyways, eh? I mean, the brother of Voldemort's wand, the most feared wizard in Britain... pfft, weak wand.
     
  4. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, well, once he gets his Elven Wand +5(Elder Wand) no-one will remember the Holly wand anyway. Just another part of the hated Harry Potter who must be forgotten if Rahkesh Asmodeous is to rule the world.

    You know, Rahkesh's hatred of Harry Potter - and entire life, really - is a rather neat parallel of Voldemort's attitude towards Tom Riddle.
     
  5. oephyx

    oephyx Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Except the name he chose wasn't quite as ridiculous.
     
  6. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    No, Harry didn't get raped.

    Just going to throw that out there, sorry for killing your massive (with respect to your limited gear) erection.
     
  7. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I beg to differ. :p

    And just for Darius,

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  8. TurnCoat

    TurnCoat First Year

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    Just skimmed through this story today and I've come to the conclusion that this is a story about OCs. There is no way anyone can buy this as HP fanon afterall it does take place in a galaxy far far away where the little midgets known as elves want to aid humans only if they are tough enough to fight the demons and BLAH BLAH BLAH.

    Thanx for tolerating my rant.
     
  9. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    Which? I am Lord Voldemort being the letters of Tom Marvolo Riddle is pretty fucking bad ass, and IMO one of the most clever things JKR ever wrote.

    Rahkesh Asmodeus sounds like a Muslim and/or Hindu version of the big monkey from Planet of the Apes.
     
  10. oephyx

    oephyx Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    I meant, whether you like the name 'Voldemort' or not, you have to agree that it's miles better than 'Rahkesh Asmodeus' (which most things are, s'not hard).
     
  11. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Oh, I thought you meant Rahkesh was a better name than Voldemort. Silly me. ^_^
     
  12. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Namach has gotten completely out of hand at this point. Acutally scratch that, that point was a while ago. She say there is NO field Namach is not an expert in plus he keeps up with all new Muggle Science.
     
  13. Palver

    Palver High Inquisitor

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    Well, to be fair he is a 3000 year old genius.
     
  14. Tehan

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    Talking about ASCAL's plot is the new Mornington Crescent.

    Remember when Samich's magical twin was talking to the five thousand year old gypsie Moon Mage? What he said about the Egyptian werewolf prophecies? That's gonna be significant when Gyxam performs the Dwarvern fertility ritual for the Werewolf King's half-son.
     
  15. Mors

    Mors Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Rahkesh is a common Hindu name. Asmodaeus is Latin, I guess.


    I always lol at how Flairgold never gave a reason behind the name. That was as random as anything I've ever seen. XD
     
  16. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    I think the point is to improve his wandless magic and give himi a reason to build a new wand.
     
  17. LogrusMage

    LogrusMage Supreme Mugwump

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    The scary part: I had to read that twice to sense the sarcasm.
     
  18. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Wait, that was sarcasm? I thought he was serious.
     
  19. Perspicacity

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    I think it's so she has an easy out in case she gets tired of writing the story:

    -----

    Rakhesh entered the opulent quarters, surprised that the door was left open. It rarely was when Tristan Namach had a visitor.

    He took a stance near the door, his basalisk instincts warning him that a ready egress would be invaluable should Sharahak and Namach start Vampiric dominance rituals. Much to his relief, the Demon-nee-Vampire stood from his kneeling position before the ancient vampire, wiped his mouth, and left the room.

    "Enter, Rakhesh," Namach said with a knowing smirk. Rakhesh hoped what he was sensing was just Bloodmagic runes and not a post-coital glow--he didn't even want to think of that, though no doubt Daray would try pumping him for details later. Ancient bloodmagics flared on the Vampire's neck and a packet of Chicklets materialized in front of him. He popped one of the candy-coated gums into his mouth and, with a wave of his hand, the packet of gum disappeared.

    Rakhesh couldn't believe the change he saw in his instructor. Unbelievable as it may be, preparations for war and maintaining multiple golems were taking their toll on the Vampire Lord. Rakhesh wondered just how many Soul Crystals he must have had stashed to be able to divide his efforts so.

    "You've come far, Rakhesh. You've almost mastered Blood Magic and your facility with Soul Magic is unparalleled for an Arken student. Your Metal Magic is coming along as well, which is important for someone in such a unique position, you being a Human/Basalisk/Thunderbird/Dragon/Phoenix hybrid and all. However I fear that with your injury progressing as it is, I must expose you now to the most potent of all ancient magicks: Gum Magic."

    Lightning flared about Rakhesh's body as his Thunderbird screeched and his Dragon's blood roiled. "Gum Magic? That's a myth." His voice was a dagger of ice.

    "Settle yourself," the Vampire hissed, amplifying his will with a powerful psionic whip. Rakhesh winced and returned the Vampire's gaze, defiant. Namach pulled the wad of gum from his mouth and said in a low, but terrifying voice, "Come here, Rakhesh. This will sting only a little bit."

    "Fuck you! Keep your germy gum away from me, pervert!" Rakhesh backed up, fumbling for the door.

    "You'll die before the day is done. The phoenix magic in your arm is a parasite on your core--this is the only way to remove the fragments of Free Light Magic you've absorbed."

    Rakhesh considered his options. "I'll take that chance. I'd choose death over someone slathering gum over my hand. I mean, gross."

    The Vampire's eyes glowed brilliantly as he moved, whisper quiet, toward Rakhesh. The Arken student muttered a phrase in Parseltongue and his own magic embraced him in hot fire. Then it shorted across his wounded hand and lightning arced to his head. Namech's eyes widened for an instant as he stepped back, a look of extreme amusement on his face.

    The feedback amplified, the curved, white bolt of electricity burning Harry's flesh, blackening his hand to resemble Dumbledore's. With a piercing scream, his Thunderbird and Basalisk forms warred with one another and fragmented the Soul Magic shroud surrounding Rakhesh's core, one which had been weakened from his Bloodmagic rituals the night before. His connection to the fragment of his soul residing on the other side of death, the piece he placed there in preparation for his fight with Voldemort, flared, sucking at his living soul and pulling it from him. A moment later, his lifeless body crumpled to the floor.

    The Vampire sighed. "Bummer," he said, popping the gum back into his mouth and chuckling to himself. "Stupid kid--there's no such thing as Gum Magic."

    Fin.​
     
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  20. Lord Osiris

    Lord Osiris Auror

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    Epic Perspicacity!

    I dont know who pointed out there was going to be no war until the 3rd installment of this epic saga, but thats fucked! Flairgold mentioned somewhere in that filler infested character building chapter that there is 7 weeks till the demons invade, and well if it takes 8000 words to cover 3 days of training, pain and uber!vampirism prowess then this is going to be...well at the moment words escape me in how this is going to be.
     
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