This profile is so weird; the person likes to pretend to be a vampire and drinks human blood. I'm not sure if he/she is serious or not...

DaRk-HoPeLsS-rOmAnTiC

 

Stake him in the heart, I'll do it for you. Or burn him, please?

 

Regardless, I'm quite serious when I say that suicide is sometimes the best option for some people, ideally ones like the above.

 

harsh is not the word.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1562726/Healer_Pomfrey

"As Harry grew up unloved with his relatives and didn’t receive any cuddling when he was sick or sad, I believe that he needs a lot of it. Therefore, my stories will mostly be pure fluffy stories about a sick Harry, who is being cuddled and cared for by various people. Some stories might also be the other way round."

Urgh, I will never again look outside of nonjon's c2.

 

Can anyone say "Manchausen Syndrome by Proxy"? Sounds like a case waiting to happen lol

 

If that's what they think Madame Pomfrey is really like, I would hire Harry to brun down the Infirmary or submit myself to OfficeDumbledore raping me before I let her touch me...okay the second one may be a little extreme, but it proves my point doesn't it?

 

No, I don't believe they're serious. Just no.

 

You win at this thread.

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1600904/Misa-Uchiha-Uzumaki-San
The author profile is awful, but what's truly sad are her story's, especially the latest one complaining about her lack of reviews.

 

Yeah, okay, I got one:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1186861/DeathlyGladEmoGurl

Sometimes you're just deeply saddened by these things - I want to laugh, but it's hard.

Her stories are pretty awesome, however, I mean you can't go wrong with a fucking Hannibal/Fight Club cross-over, can you? Imagine the carnage, the bloodshed, the tearing of fle- Oh, oh wait:

A/N: uhhh hi. dis iz a crosover uf fite club and silense uf teh lams. it taks place before teh start of SotL, but after te h end of fiteclub. manly cuz i tink klaerece sterlongs iz a prep and shud be eten!!1 and i tink dat tyler wuld be gud frends with hanininble. diz cahpter is dedikateed 2 my BF till (tho hiz riel nam is EJ), bcuz he luvs ramsthien. alzo teh first chap is frum tylers perskpecktive.
just a not, ive only sen a bit of both of the movie.s i saw the first few mintes uf fight club, and the last few mintues of silense of the lams. my sister told me a bit abot them thog, and read me a few pages of fite-club nd told me how it endz (teh book, tho i dunt like that ending so im making him not ded). she roks!!1 tho she sad she wuldnt beta my story this tim. also diz will be hannable/tyler/celeztine(My OC dat replaces clare(LIKE DAT SUPID STORE!!)eace.). if u dunt like it tehn dunt read!!111111111111

Damn. I thought I was on to a winner.

 

lol
For a cannibal, every fight is a food fight.

 

This is by far the funniest. She's the definition of a hypocrite.

 

The most distrubing thing about this profile is that it is almost the longest thing she has published:

Profile: 5427
Longest fiction: 5567

 

...Crap, my profile used to be in that exact same format for a loong time. I'm not even sure if it isn't still..You know where the huge wall of text makes your eyes bleed, and supposedly witty comments amaze (yeah, I'm sure) new people into reading your stories?

 

Note the attention whoring. She has her myspace listed in her profile.

 

Didn't know where else to put this I found this review while scanning through the reviews of one of my favorite stories and nearly retched. Enjoy!

Wah! Omg. When are you going to introduce the slash! SLASH!

It's pretty funny though - how it happened... Although... I'll stop exerting myself to think... Kind of hungry at the moment.. didn't eat dinner yesterday... wasn't able to catch breakfast... T_T Feels kind of stupid. Kind of.

WAH

but anyways.. great chappie ^__^

Scary huh? BTW, the author of the story has said a few times there will be no slash.
The fangirls profile is just annoying http://www.fanfiction.net/u/947613/Emriel


~Kitti

 

She writes HPLV. Ick.

 

Yeah, that review made me laugh, but at least her English is readable unlike this character’s profile here. Her nickname is apparently "DRACULA or DRAC!". >.>

The Profile:

 

... cower.

Keep it away! Keep it away!