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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BioPlague, Jul 27, 2008.

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  1. JoJo23

    JoJo23 Unspeakable

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    Jul 27, 2008 #21
    So you can say that you have a bastard AIDS baby?
     
  2. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    Jul 27, 2008 #22
    lol @ the US, 15 is legal here in Sweden ;]
     
  3. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    Jul 27, 2008 #23
    Meh. Were you at least worried about it for a little while?

    Seems like the lulz just evaporated.
     
  4. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Jul 27, 2008 #24
    I think Jenks is full of shit (and therefore, full of Herpes)

    LAWL

    Wow. Go Sweden. I sure am jealous...
     
  5. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Jul 27, 2008 #25
    The lulz aren't gone just yet. I'm going North for a bit (through Sweden and Norway) for a holiday. There'll be lots of drinking, tobacco and (hopefully) stupid sexual encounters. Gizmore says it's 15 for Sweden so that's a whole extra legal year to get diseases.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jul 27, 2008 #26
    You lie, sir. You lie.

    You do have the herpes. AIDS will be your next course of action. Why don't you just settle down with a nice Native American girl...
     
  7. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Jul 27, 2008 #27
    While the peace pipe attracts me greatly, scalping isn't much of a hobby of mine. And you mentioned they like the blonde hair so yeah.
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Jul 27, 2008 #28
    They make hair dye for such moments.

    You wouldn't have to do the scalping. Just hope you don't piss any of her family off.

    Few years back, a group of five took this guy down under the bridge, castrated him, cut him up, and set him on fire.
     
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  9. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Jul 28, 2008 #29
    18 might be legal age here but guess what. People still do it way to young (12 or god forbid I heard about a 11 year old with a kid). By 15 lots of people do it.
     
  10. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    HA! Shit just got awesome. Cause the STD whore got declared clean she told her mum everything (She had to mention some shit at the doctors but yeah). Her mum is so embarrassed she's actually giving me money for all the trouble I went through. Apparently she thinks I helped out her daughter and stuff.

    She's paying me. For fucking her daughter. Herpes ain't that bad guys.
     
  11. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Damn...



    How the fuck did you manage this? Teach me oh master. Except I dont want herpes.
     
  12. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    It's hush money. She thinks you've got blackmail-worthy dirt on her daughter. How very juicy.
     
  13. Lord Osiris

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    Jul 28, 2008 #33
    Ok thats a fairly good trade of for getting an incurable genital disease, beside rub in a bit of cream and its gone for a bit, no one will ever know!

    Well it might happen that she has the clap and now so do you Jenkins. Nothing like the clap to get your junk twitching along! besides why the fuck were you having unprotected sex with a chic from Europe...
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    You give me your hush money. Or I go to the press with this.
     
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  15. Ragon

    Ragon Dark Lord

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    Jul 28, 2008 #35
    Could get payed alot of money around here if you fucked with the right people. The middle of the good ol bible belt. Within 20 minutes travel of my house are probably 15 or 20 churchs with lots of my child would never do anything like that parents.
     
  16. Darius

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    How much money?
     
  17. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Jul 28, 2008 #37
    Darius got a point here. Milk them for what they're worth.
     
  18. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    Jul 28, 2008 #38
    I'm getting 1000kr from them. That's like, 200 American dollars or something. It's a decent amount considering I got with her daughter as well. Needless to say, I'll still be informing the whole school. For teh lulz, you know.
     
  19. Xiph0

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    I really hope you get AIDS.

    Really.
     
  20. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    ... so she's paying you 200 dollars and you're telling the school. That's so cool. You're must be like the most popular guy in school.

    You're a fucking douchebag faggot.
     
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