The bitch almost gave me herpes Sree. Herpes. Her-pes. Anyway, I doubt I will, I usually lose face in these kinds of things. Still, I mean it's herpes. That's gross. Word will get around eventually anyway, a couple of her friends know now I think, and Danish high school gossip speed is faster than Hollywood American.

 

Now Sree, be sympathetic.
Jenkins was scared, and now he's lashing out. It's a normal, although childish, response. He needs our understanding, not condemnation.

 

Lol.

Ok, I rephrase it. Bitch scared the shit out of me by making me think I had herpes. I also had to listen to all her crying bullshit about what she's supposed to tell her mum. In my situation, not only would I have herpes, I'd be sent home and have to face my parents after being kicked out 6 months earlier for an STD.

Yar, I'm childish and lashing out. Like I said, odds are I won't do shit though it is a nice little fantasy. Regardless of that, chill out.

 

I would recommend telling everyone and being a dick about it if you never want to get laid by a chick from there again.

 

You should always wear a condom.

 

Learn that in sex-ed? Condoms are for non-diseased pussies.

>_>

 

...and dumb-shit teenagers who wanna get AIDS.

Or worse, a fucking kid.

Life is a god-damn sexually transmitted disease with a 9-month gestation period and a 100% fatality rate.

Fuck, glad to know Euro-trash teens are as retarded as American teens.

 

Indeed. As in, women don't want your uber-diseased dick in their non-diseased pussies.

I'm starting to think Jenkins is the one who almost gave the chick Herpes.

 

Why did she think she had herpes in the first place...?

Because you gotta wonder who she's been sleeping with to be so worried.

 

Qauzi that's some Quantum shit right there, so did she think she had it because she looked like this?

 

Thats not something you wanna see on a full stomach.

 

Pretty much, although there are month-old good tidings for Jenkins and his girl

 

False cure is false.

Obvious cure is obvious. (Read first line)

 

How silly of me to forget that science cannot do what only Chuck Norris' tears can.

Forgive me Chuck for I have sinned.