Wow. You didn't miss what he was talking about at all, did you.

 

I always at keast *TRY* to forget about Mpreg..........

 

Mpreg. Jesus. You think that would have died off after the cinematic suppository Junior.

 

What was so bad is when they try to take him and Arnold beats ass, screaming, my body my choice.

 

God, just thinking of that line coming from his mouth gives me the douche chills.

 

so no slashers allowed around here?
....



THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have been going crazy over at FFNet, those guys are fucking psycho! i've found Umbridge ships, Voldemort/Harry, Snape/Harry, Draco/Severus.

i have finally found a website 100% slash and mpreg free. thank you *cries tears of joy*

 

Slashers are allowed, as long as they don't go around and spurt out their shit all over the place.

 

... did you have to be so fucking literal about it? Jesus. I need mind bleach STAT!

=)

 

Fan-Girl...
Just about the only fan-girl I could tolerate, maybe...

 

The whole concept of the MPreg doesn't even make sense, either (and magically-induced is bullshit) - why must fangirls write such mind-scarring atrocities?

Oh, the horror!

 

They love babies and pregnancies, they are intrigued by cocks, their IQ is below the possible lowest limits of any chart, and their hormones are raging rampantly...
There you have it... And of course they like the hawt Dan and Tom buttsecks...

 

Truly, the authorus slashus fangirlus is a terrifying species. Able to ignore whatever laws of common decency, morality, or basic anatomy suit them, they are a timeless and unstoppable force, completely immortal and utterly without fear.

Even the greatest author is no match for the illogical, bitchy, 'I-aRe-a AUhtor-noW-oS-i-cAn-WRIte-what-I-wnat!', authorus slashus fangirlus.

Fear them, my fellow DLP members. Fear the buttsecks.

 

I have never read a single slash fic so my experiences of them are limited. My theory is that to the fangirls it's about having feeling and emotion. The stereo type of homosexual men are ones with feminine characteristics and are more emotional and understanding. To fan girls that's what they want. When they imagine slash they imagine two cute guys hugging and kissing and being intimate with each other in a non sexual intercourse kind of way. To the more intellectual they imagine a cock in a hairy asshole.

 

I don't understand the attraction to slash in the fandom either. And one of the things I've liked about the DLP Library is that it doesn't have any of it.

I think that Illution explained it pretty well though.

The one thing that the glut of slash on FF-net demonstrates beyond a reasonable doubt is that "authorus slashus fangirlus" has never encountered a single same-sex relationship IRL (outside, of course, of the Will and Grace episodes that they obsessively watch).

 

I imagine fan girls like it for much the same reason that guys like to watch Lesbian porn. Women just prefer written porn (i.e. romance novels).

I'm not at all adverse to reading slash, provided it's well written, the characterization is well done, and romance is not a primary ascept of the story. Consiquently, I don't read any slash.

 

@Boa: I wish every fangirl could read and understand what you just said.

Also I think the ones that got what you said would explode. So I guess we need to start an Inquisition.

 

Riley: And the one's that didn't should be shot. Or if you want to be humane, caged, it's for everyone's safety. Meaning all the Fangirl's that write Harry/Veela-Draco/Lucius/Remus/Snape/And any-other-males-they-want-to-see-have-smex. They would be no more, Huzzah. And Inquisition has such a bad sounding name, Crusade sounds much better.

 

You are sane. (I think.) They are not. Simple.

 

Read my previous poast, on how the average 'authorus slashus fangirlus' mind works, explained in a hopefully rational way