That piece of shit made me cry due to it's sheer failure.

 

While it might be a parody, it certainly doesn't fall under humor category. It's not funny. It's... Uh.. I'd say one of top10 of most failed fics I ever read. Pathetic works also, I guess.
-1/5

What was the great idea of posting it here, anyway? I thought we should post only stories we recommend.

 

I'm thinking that you've just started reading fanfiction if that is one of your top 10 most failed fics. That thing doesn't even come close to the top 100. With that being said, it should be deleted. 0/5 for epic failure.

Edit: I'm thinking the person who started this thread is the author. That is the only reason I can think of for someone saying this is good. Different, perhaps, but good not a chance. I just checked the profile and the author has the same avatar as the poster. Also, the author's profile fails harder than this story.

@poster/author
By the way, 'Induco Letum is latin, and means "to bring death/annihilation"' does not mean that at all. I'm not familiar with the meaning of the words, but the endings on the words make it an incorrect translation. When a verb in Latin ends in an o it means I.... for instance interficio means 'I kill'. Online Latin translators are horrible so don't use them and try to tell people what something means. I got that stupid quote from the profile if anyone is wondering.

 

I'm thinking this is an elaborate hoax by the good doctor's of mayhem to fuck with a lot of idiot's minds.

 

Well if it is, then I must say my mind is Sufficiently fucked with. I don't think I'll be able to look at a HP-Merlin's heir fic the same ever again. Oh wait I didn't look at them anyways so I guess that's ok.

 

Why hasn't this been deleted yet? And ban the fucker who posted this drivel for destroying the minds of those of us who got conned into reading it. That said, this may make it into the Top 100 Fail Fics I've read, but not even close to the top 10.

 

BlitzkriegAngel: this come's no where close to top 100 fail fics.

http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012434

This is rather low on the fail fic list just to give you a little perspective. I wouldn't recommend anyone with Heart problems and or weak stomachs click the link.

 

Knox, I hate you. I literally vomited in my mouth yet it was so bad I kept reading for far to long. I concede, you win, show me no more of that god awful crap. And why hasn't this been deleted and the poster banned?

 

Scarred me for life, thanks

 

I have no idea what half those warnings even mean.

 

It seems I missed a few punctuations and Grammar errors.

"This is rather low on the fail fic list, just to give you a little perspective. I would recommend anyone with heart problems and/or weak stomach's not click the link."

 

Dear Christ, Knox! What the fuck!!?? Why? Why did you have to post that link? I only read about three or four paragraphs, but those were so full of horror and agony that I don't think I'll ever be the same again. I feel like someone ate my soul, shit it out, re-ate my shit-soul, then vomited it all over me...

 

Not voting because there is no 0/5 option.

 

Just fucking delete this already. Some other poor poor soul is going to end up reading it.

 

I don't know if the author was blitzed, high, drugged up, certifiably insane, or is just one of those fucktards who want to plant bullshit and catch people in a trap that screws with their lives.

...the person who posted this however... shouldn't they know what kind of thread this is-for fics that can be read and make sense??

FAIL with a big fat F.