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My God, She's Even Worse in Motion

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vegemeister, Jul 13, 2008.

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  1. Spira

    Spira Backtraced

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    Bonnie Wright="Jesus Fucking Christ, my penis is bleeding, and my balls and eyes have exploded. Someone put me out of my misery"

    Seriously if you think Bonnie Wright is even decent looking you need to burn in hell for all eternity while being ass fucked by Bonnie Wright, with her horse mother/father getting each other off with Satan in the background saying "That girl/guy sure has some big balls."

    I can't express my loathing in words for both the actor and the character of Rowling's books.:wall:
     
  2. Boofers

    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    Me thinks that you're trying too hard..
     
  3. Kai Shek

    Kai Shek Supreme Mugwump

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    We're accepting dumbasses on this forum now?
     
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  4. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Spira faps to Bonnie Wright. He told me.
     
  5. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Stop masturbating to her then.
     
  6. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    ITT Bandwaggoning fagots.
     
  7. Mara

    Mara First Year

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    I happen to think that Bonnie Wright herself is relatively good looking.

    Click.
     
  8. MofoNofo

    MofoNofo Seventh Year

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    I also think she's relatively good looking.
     
  9. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Wright, dumb ass, not the donkey. D:
     
  10. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    She was okay in GoF, nothing to write home about, but honestly, those movie premier pictures are fairly bad. Fringes just don't suit some people.
     
  11. Mara

    Mara First Year

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    Right then.

    If I ever see a picture of any of you lot I shall make sure not only to say that I personally do not find you attractive, but make sweeping statements on your personality, intelligence, talent, skills, and presume to think everyone less had the same view of you as I do, solely because I think you're fucking ugly.

    Grow up.
     
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  12. The Mysterious Nobody

    The Mysterious Nobody Auror

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    Ouch!, poked a nerve there?

    You know, it's not bad to resemble a Donk... I mean Bonnie. I'm sure you make up for it with a charming personality.
     
  13. Mara

    Mara First Year

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    Charming. Because I have empathy I'm... ugly? You know nothing about my looks, don't presume to. You're just digging yourself in deeper.

    Edit: You can think something is ugly all you want. But someone being ugly is not in itself reason to insult every aspect of them.
     
  14. The Mysterious Nobody

    The Mysterious Nobody Auror

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    Oh, am I? :rolleyes:

    EDIT preventing senseless spamming and/or flooding:

    What else is there to say? You didn't state anything new, at least, anything that you didn't imply in the first message, plus a few angry words at my comment.

    You took it personal first, I just cooked the cake and returned it.

    Oh, and yes, they can be "beautiful" on the inside, but they'll still be fUgly on the outside
     
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  15. Mara

    Mara First Year

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    I notice you ignore the rest of my post... :rolleyes:
     
  16. MofoNofo

    MofoNofo Seventh Year

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    Mara, her face looks like an ugly ass, her acting is nothing to brag home about and I'm sure her personality is as vain as yourself.

    If you expected a different reply, then you're just an idiot.

    You can't just walk into a thread about how ugly Bonnie "the amazing talking donkey" is, and provide a different opinion without harsh rebuke.

    DLP: Fascism with a pretty face.

    * Nofo promises to stop feeding the troll
     
  17. World

    World Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    @Mara: I'll concede that we know jackall about Wright's personality, but we do know about her acting and her looks. Granted, her roles so far have been minimal, and nothing to really give her any space to show off her acting chops, but she hasn't added anything to the role. Also, if she had the talent, the writers would've bent over backwards to create more screentime for her, given that she's going to be the main love interest for the rest of the movies. After all, they pulled a love scene for Dumbledore from nothing, before learning that he was gay.

    As far as her looks, the fact that you came in the thread to defend her made me take a moment to try and objectively look at her, because you're not the only one who thinks she's gorgeous - not by a long shot, if the fansites are anything to go by. The only tolerable photo I found of her made her look plain, at best:
    [​IMG]

    The books say plainly that she's one of the prettiest girls in the school, and not-so-plainly hints that she bears a resemblance to Harry's mom.

    And have you seen Susie Shinner (the chick the plays young Lily Evans) ?
    [​IMG]
    (On the right)

    The two don't even compare.
     
  19. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    She looks like she would have a great future as a supermarket check-out girl, not as the Boy-Who-Lived's love interest.

    Three cheers for mediocrity!
     
  20. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Tinn got me started on this, but now I'm fascinated, in a morbid way... I'm trying to locate exactly what it is about Wright that makes her so ugly.

    So far I've got:

    Fringe
    Chin/jaw (jaw is too round, chin is too weak)
    Cheeks (no definition)
    Her long, extremely straightened hair doesn't suit her
    Mouth/lips (too small, not shapely)
    Manly figure (no breasts, hips or arse, overly wide shoulders)
    Dress sense (she can't dress to her figure at all)
    The chin, jaw and cheeks also combine to make a face lack definition overall.

    In her favour, three of those are reversible (ignoring plastic surgery). The others aren't though. Though there are exercises you can do which strengthen the muscles in the cheek, which gives them greater definition. So four are reversible.
     
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