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Complete The Lie I've Lived by jbern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Gullible

    Gullible Headmaster

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    Nonjon for one is decent, as is Tinn. Raven is decent, Mid can be decent.

    There, four from the moderation/administration team only.

    There are a load of others who could be classes as decent, but I cbf to list them.
     
  2. Zield

    Zield Fourth Year

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    I think I remember something about Nonjon masturbating in the middle of his biology class in high school and always wearing sweat pants for that purpose. So if that's remebered right I think that disqualifies him as decent and makes him a person to keep your kid away from. Not to say he isn't cool though just creepy. Very Creepy.
     
  3. Gullible

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    No, I'm pretty sure that that was Demon God Of Chaos.
     
  4. Averis

    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    That's pretty fucking lulz.

    @jbern: Congrats on the kid.
     
  5. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Yeah, I remember that being posted... But I don't think it was nonjon. Dunno.

    Congratulations on the kid jbern. No hard feelings if it takes you a while to update, but you better not abandon it! ;)
     
  6. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I remember nonjon sharing his masturbate into a Pringles can story, which, while funny, isn't quite as "out there" as masturbating to meiosis in 40% cotton, 60% polyester leggings.

    I guess I missed this one, so, um, link or gtfo or something. :)

    For the sake of fairness, my own guilty confession in that thread was a bone-headed attempt to skateboard over a rampaging go-kart. I got clipped on the way up and torched spectacularly by the engine. And I still hurt from a separated shoulder twenty-five years after the fact. (For reference, this is the eighth stupidest thing I've done).

    On the upside, the wife just watched the trailer for Watchmen. Woot! Finally, I've got something besides romantic comedy on the "must see" flick list. (I'd disco, but I'd probably break a hip or something).
     
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  7. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Or you could, you know, go without her.
     
  8. Perspicacity

    Perspicacity Destroyer of Worlds ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Yeah and be the creepy guy who attends the cinema alone. I guess to play the role properly, I'd have to wear sweatpants... :fap
     
  9. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    There's nothing wrong with going to the cinemas alone, I do it all the time. Regardless, congrats on the new kid jbern.
     
  10. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    One word: Creepy.
     
  11. Dubrichius

    Dubrichius Groundskeeper

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    And just what, pray tell, is creepy about going to the movies alone?
     
  12. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    Depends on the movie.
     
  13. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    *Gets the fuck away from the freaks who go to the cinema alone*

    Congrats, Jim! Oh, and there's nothing that builds the personality of a youngster quite as effectively as DLP.
     
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  14. BloodRedSword

    BloodRedSword High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    QTF!

    What the hell is wrong with going to the movies alone?

    Anyway, congrats on your newborn daughter, in a few years time you will have more grey hair.^^

    Need more H/F.... NOW! Update coming soon, I know. But how long more do I have to wait???:p
     
  15. Grubdubdub

    Grubdubdub Supreme Mugwump

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    Find. Friends.
     
  16. Lucullus

    Lucullus High Inquisitor

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    If only Molly Weasley is as hot as the girl in Cathal's sig...

    At least I'd be able to understand why their family is so big.

    Guess the blonde is supposed to be Molly from the DF series.
     
  17. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    Naturally. I just don't like writing more than one word on my sigs.

    P.S. I fear that this thread is starting to resemble Denarian Lord discussion thread with all the off-topic talk.
     
  18. Torak

    Torak Death Eater

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    That isn't a bad thing btw
     
  19. Skykes

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    Once again this thread has gotten derailed :D

    "Friend" of mine masturbated into a Pringles can and let another "friend" eat them.

    Just though I'd share
     
  20. Jaba

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    True, true. Skykes your avatar brought me to tears. Funniest thing I've seen all day.
     
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