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Fanfiction's Most Strangest Love Matches

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Joe, Aug 17, 2008.

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  1. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter ⭐⭐⭐

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    Aug 17, 2008 #1
    Who'd a thunk it that Harry Potter featues prominently in this article:

    LOL

    My favourite pairing has to be Voldemort/Indiana Jones. I got that warm, bitter taste in the back of my throat from a near-vomit episode.

    A taste of fanfiction at its finest:

    "I should stop you." Tom knew he should. This was a Muggle. Not to mention a man twice his age. But that didn't bother Tom as much. This was a Muggle, and Tom was a wizard, and this Muggle had no right to lay a hand on the heir of Slytherin.

    "Stop me," Indiana said, and made it sound like a dare.

    Yeah, I'm sorry.
     
  2. Kensington

    Kensington Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Aug 17, 2008 #2
    There are some stories that simply shouldn't be written.

    Although I thought the Weasley Twins N'Sync ship mentioned in that article was slightly more terrifying.
     
  3. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Aug 17, 2008 #3
    Wow... These are terrifyingly bad.

    I couldn't even think about the V/IJ pairing... *shudder*
     
  4. Sorrows

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    Aug 17, 2008 #4
    I'm speechless... were do these things come from?

    Out of interest what is the weirdest crossover pairing anyone has come across? (other than these)
     
  5. Oujou Akaash

    Oujou Akaash Unspeakable

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    Aug 17, 2008 #5
    Quoted for truth in all sense of those words.....where "DO" they come from? Jeez...sometimes imagination is a dangerous thing.
     
  6. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    Aug 17, 2008 #6
    Random crossover generator?

    There's about a one in a billion chance that you get something plausible, like Harry Potter and Dresden Files. The rest... the article speaks for itself.
     
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  7. Blaise

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    Aug 17, 2008 #7
    Whoever thought of pairing Patrick Stewart with another man needs to die.
     
  8. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Aug 17, 2008 #8
    Slash authors in general need to die.
     
  9. The Sour Kraut

    The Sour Kraut Seventh Year

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    Aug 19, 2008 #9
    Some creepy pairings, but these are not even close to the weirdest fanfiction pairings.

    I remember seeing a Hermione/Giant Squid story once - possibly in the WTF! Thread.

    As for the weirdest crossover pairings: just go to AFF>Crossovers...
    Let's see, we have Harry/Riddick, Harry/Jack O'Neill, Harry/Dr. House...I don't want to look further
     
  10. Pyromaniac

    Pyromaniac Third Year

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    Aug 19, 2008 #10
    Don't forget Aragog and kin, as well as the Whore and some mermaids/mermen in the sequels.

    The fics are Tentacles parts I, II, and III off AFF. I honestly don't know whether they were written by a fangirl or a fanboy, so I'll just call he/she/it a fanshit. Fanshits have weird tastes.