Is Shezza somewhere and takes a vacation?

 

Her boyfriend cares.

 

Lets hope so. It would really suck if Shezza is no longer writing because (insert gender) has lost interest in the story and abandoned it. Still its "only" been something like a month so I am not worried yet.

 

It's amusing how we have all become addicted to Shezza's very fast updates, after all with most authors we would be lucky to get one update a month.

 

That is the way the world works. If we don't get what we want, we cry for attention and hope Shezza takes pity on us and we get an update.
A win-win situation, we get our update and Shezza has done a good deed and we all are going to praise him/her. That is such a nice logic, don't take it away from us.

 

I get the feeling that Jon has already read the next couple of chapters.

 

If he has, it kind of makes him a prick for not telling us poor people in this thread what happens. But still, I can wait for Sheeza to post the next chapter.

 

Jon? A Prick? It's more likely then you think.

 

I think you are confusing Jon with Shezza.

Going by rumors anyway.

 

The rumors are a lie.

Like the cake.

...Hey! When is shezza's birth day? May s/he'll post an assload of chapters on her/his birthday.

 

I sure hope not. I really, really hope not... It's the first of August according to his profile...

P.S. Who the hell would spend their birthday uploading chapters of fanfiction?

 

He/she's birthday was a about a month ago. Sorry to crush your hopes.

 

So in summary, you don't know like the rest of us. *sigh*

 

That gives us all plenty of time to engage in rigorous debate about her gender.

Personally, I think she's a he for five simple reasons:

1 - Her profile says 'Male'

2 - Harry in DT sound like an actual dude, not an attempt at one, like all the guys in the HP series.

3 - She once said something to the effect of copulating with a female on IRC.

4 - She goes into such detailed descriptions of blood and gore that her stories occasionaly seem more like stage directions on Dexter than a written story

5 - She used masculine terms when referring to herself.

Oh, and Jon has most definitely read at least up to chapter fourteen.

 

How on earth do you get that?

Also, thanks for the surprisingly uninformative post jolly.

Personally, I just think this is following the usual shezza pattern, take a two month break, then crack out a good half a story with updates every few days, or there abouts.

 

Right because people never lie on the internet.