You have a long time girlfriend with a stutter and freckles.

 

has a boyfriend.( why did you have to remind me of Ginny)

 

Wants to be gay but doesn't have enough style, and doesn't understand in fashion.

 

Spots every fashion mistake the second he sees it.
Thats like, totally magical dude.

 

Thinks orange matches with green... *sigh*

 

Stylist of Paris Hilton.

 

Has too much time to spare...

Just have a vision of him and Scooby Doo going for a walk.

 

In her spare time, likes to get up and walk around before laying down on her back again. In other words she spends a lot of time on her back.

 

can't jump. lol

 

Too stupid to form a good reply.

 

Thinks a stupid name is a creative name.

 

is on a quest to be as fat as humanly possible.

 

Jumps on stereotypes bandwagons.

I weight only 65-70kg. Not THAT fat...And I'm not a meter twenty.

 

Can't be fat because he's jewish. You have to spend money to buy food to get fat. Jew's are notorious for starving themselves to save money.

Mage Ronin - I might have been the only one to get the reference.

 

WOOT.

I never met a skinny successful Jew in my life, and I live in Israel!
We bask in money, only the Persians do that.

 

I am skinny and succesful. Mostly because my metabolism is so high that I can't get fat.

 

Stupid.

Start playing the game.

... are you Jewish?

 

Can't comprehend his own writing apparently.

White Rabbit: lol, it was too clever and subtle that it went over their heads. Yes, it references the typical stereotype that white people can't jump but what makes it even more clever is that you're a rabbit!