A Black Comedy. But you should've guessed that seeing as how it's got 40K more than BGE. ;p

 

Fair enough. Though Brown Coat was in the lead last time you posted....

 

All usurpers must be defeated if I am to protect my authorhood...author-hood...writing stuff. Here's my stats to show off- although I think Nonjon is clearly kicking my arse.

Total
Words: 777,353 words
Reviews: 4601
Hits: 1 536 153
C2: 1337
Favs: 3242
Alert:2921​

You are on the favorites list of 1729 members.

You are on the author alert list of 1973 members.

You have submitted a total of 69 signed reviews <-- Doesn't say anything about the hundreds of unsigned reviews I've given.

Total words archived : 777,353 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 64,779.

Numbers of hits to your profile page : 495824. New


Curse you, Nonjon! You and your awesomely cool stories! You may have triple my FF.Net stats, but my penis triples the size of yours! So...yeah.

 

You'd know, wouldn't you Shezza.

 

Code:

Stats Breakdown by Story
Story         Words   Chaps     Reviews   	Hits     C2s    Favs    Alerts    
Assassin's Creed 	26,972 	6 	372 	50,956 	111 	233 	461
The Serpent of the Haradrim 	11,399 	3 	141 	27,249 	147 	173 	432
To Define Treachery 	25,605 	6 	224 	41,965 	106 	222 	436

You are on the favorites list of 144 members.
You are on the author alert list of 326 members.
You have submitted a total of 154 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 63,976 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 21,325.
Numbers of hits to your profile page : 38423. New

Yeah I know. Just you wait till I finish my first story.

 

Yeah, but if you hadn't pulled The Sin of Fettucini, I bet yours would be dwarfing mine. Of course most of those would have been reviews asking for updates.

And your penis may be triple the size of mine, but my mouth is four times as pretty! So... wait, no.

 

Heh, Nonjon, don't ever change, man.

I started using ff.net again in February after four years away. I keep meaning to post a few more chapters of these stories, but the clear winner is my latest, Wastelands:



You are on the favorites list of 214 members.

You are on the author alert list of 316 members.

You have submitted a total of 5 signed reviews. <--one a year.

Total words archived : 855,579 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 171,116.

Numbers of hits to your profile page : 27678. New

 

Story: Black Vengeance
Words: 40,354
Chapters: 16
Reviews: 253
Hits: 152,319
C2s: 195
Favourites: 207
Alerts: 518

Story: Lions and Badgers
Words: 11,334
Chapters: 4
Reviews: 87
Hits: 23,136
C2s: 71
Favourites: 61
Alerts: 224

Story: The Roaring Snake
Words: 86,027
Chapters: 21
Reviews: 587
Hits: 177,722
C2s: 232
Favourites: 369
Alerts: 719

You are on the favorites list of 118 members.

You are on the author alert list of 333 members.

You have submitted a total of 98 signed reviews.

Total words archived : 141,030 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 35,258.

Numbers of hits to your profile page : 29132. New

 

I hate each and everyone of you who have higher counts than me. There is a lot of hate to go around

Story: To The Darkness Bound
Words: 10,789
Chaps: 2
Reviews:9
Hits: 866
C2s: 5
Favs: 13
Alerts: 24

 

Lol, at least you don't hate me. Well, not in this case at least...

But yeah, I'll go read your fic and give you a review or two.

 

Your penname might have a negative impact on your stats. I think PhillyHomer is top gun. Means it can be shortened to Phil.

 

What the hell. Sorted by hit count.

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[B]Story     	 	Words   Chaps   Reviews Hits    C2s 	Favs 	Alerts[/B]
Dagger and Rose 	85,159 	17 	835 	198,915 206 	584 	954
Scourgify...  		1,816 	5 	32 	4,479 	7 	10 	10
Ministerial Kneepads 	1,111 	1 	22 	3,428 	12 	9 	5
HJP: Anagram 	 	318 	1 	29 	3,009 	8 	9 	2
Advent. in Child Care 	607 	1 	27 	2,058 	17 	20 	9
Detention in Defense 	4,024 	1 	30 	1,704 	10 	25 	39
101 Uses... 	 	1,183 	1 	11 	1,422 	5 	12 	4
India 	 	 	3,279 	1 	18 	960 	4 	12 	2
River Run 	 	1,239 	1 	9 	227 	2 	1 	1

You are on the favorites list of 125 members.
You are on the author alert list of 319 members.
You have submitted a total of 99 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 98,736 words.
Avg. number of words per entry : 10,971.
Numbers of hits to your profile page : 28231. New
Hits from Micronesia: 0 (fuckers)

 

My story just passed 300k hits, so I thought I'd celebrate by necroing the hell out of this thread. I'm surprised and pleased, honestly, that so many people have read it, but the review ratio (0.26%) occasionally makes me want to drown puppies.



General User Stats
You are on the favorites list of 86 members.
You are on the author alert list of 266 members.
You have submitted a total of 209 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 203,824 words.
Average number of words per story : 101,912
Total hits to Profile Page : 23,645

It's been well over a year since anyone has posted here, so let's get some updates. Quite a few new authors have joined DLP, and I'm curious to see where the heavy hitters now stand. jbern, nonjon, shezza, joe - just how big have your e-peens grown?

 

Nice hit-counts, darklordmike. I'm no heavy hitter, obviously, but my stats are as follows (underlines show why I should stay away from other fandoms/crossovers):

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[B]Story     	 	Words   Chaps   Reviews Hits    C2s 	Favs 	Alerts[/B]
Dagger and Rose  	85,159  17  	968  	259,402 215  	811  	1173
A Mother In Law's Love 	34,319 	5 	84 	17,722 	19 	64 	99
Adventures in Child... 	8,160 	6 	95 	14,691 	35 	60 	33
Scourgify: The... 	1,816 	5 	47 	10,571 	9 	23 	15
Hallows and Pathos 	17,473 	3 	60 	9,584 	35 	80 	22
HJP: Anagram           318 	1 	70 	8,928 	15 	45 	4
Ministerial Kneepads 	1,111 	1 	28 	7,772 	17 	39 	8
The Game Is Afoot 	18,959 	1 	39 	7,756 	17 	72 	26
The Life of Brian 	4,195 	1 	40 	3,875 	20 	60 	10
Detention in Defense 	4,308 	1 	46 	3,261 	19 	43 	50
101 Uses of the... 	1,183 	1 	19 	2,818 	11 	35 	5
[U]Moonless Night[/U] 	        5,720 	1 	[U]8[/U] 	1,971 	4 	18 	2
India 	                3,279 	1 	23 	1,583 	8 	17 	4
[U]Lost Soul[/U] 	        7,887 	1 	[U]20[/U] 	1,526 	22 	49 	52
River Run 	        1,239 	1 	10 	349 	3 	1 	1
[U]World Domination...[/U] 	2,000 	1 	[U]5[/U] 	341 	0 	4 	0

You are on the favorites list of 244 members.
You are on the author alert list of 509 members.
You have submitted a total of 179 signed reviews.
Total words archived : 197,126 words.
Average number of words per story : 12,320
Total hits to Profile Page : 62,884

 

This would be me. Honestly, Im a bit ashamed... Girl Who Lives... sucks, but people love it.

 

Gentlemen, Behold!

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[B]Story     	 Words   Chaps   Reviews  Hits          C2s 	Favs 	Alerts[/B]
  
The Power 	47,517 	 25 	  1,146   1,001,988 	535 	1,739 	1,571

ONE MILLION HITS! MYUA HA HA HA HA!

 

Yeah. It's pretty crappy, though.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2772010/1/The_Power

Also, Oz, I'm pretty sure I've seen your fic somewhere, as well. -_-