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Greatest Fail, Ever

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Skeletaure, Aug 29, 2008.

  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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  2. Sorrows

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    *stares*

    How long before this is in the Guinness book of world records?

    Unsurprisingly, every single one of them were extraordinarily unattractive.
     
  3. FollowTheReaper

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    I'd have to agree with you Taure, this is pretty much the greatest fail... So far at least! What is the point in having sex without pleasure or procreation? Yea, I thought so...
    Edit: Sorry, forgot to add monetary compensation on the list...
     
  4. Chaotic Harmony

    Chaotic Harmony Third Year

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    That has to be the most fail filled three minutes and thirty seconds I have seen to date.

    On a side note, did they not appear to be a bunch of ugly little Asian dwarf men? or was that just me?
     
  5. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I especially liked the guy saying, in all seriousness, "I don't think it will replace real sex, because we need to reproduce..."
     
  6. FollowTheReaper

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    lol, these people get off on humping air? srsly, what.the.fuck?
     
  7. Magus

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    Wossy=Britain's national treasure for finding weird shit from Japan.

    The guy who had the label of Air Sex Organiser was just hysterical. Let's just call him "Air Pimp" shall we?
     
  8. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I think this has been posted here before. Either way, it is still hilarious.
     
  9. The Sour Kraut

    The Sour Kraut Seventh Year

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    First they invent porno karaoke and now that.
    Half of them look as if they never had sex (well, one even said it) as there are some positions that simply are anatomically impossible to do with an actual partner...and what was that guy doing burying his head in his lap and grabbing his own arse?

    BTW: Is that Jonathan Ross as the narrator/in the beginning?
     
  10. Hawthorne

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    You know the way every time you think the world at large has reached rock bottom, the ground will open to drop you another level deeper into hell?

    No, just no. I can totally understand sex robots and octopus fucking and whatever else they want to come up with but PLAYING PRETEND sex? Wut?

    Although on second thought... this is simply sexual pantomime. I guess I can squeeze that into my world view as a strange type of comedy act.
     
  11. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    This is like jerking off without the satisfaction. Too many, if not all the people in that video were uggos. This may be the only sex they will ever get.

    This is like fucking an imaginary friend. Pointless, and ultimately futile.
     
  12. Cathal

    Cathal Sir Nils' Right Hand

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    This is so pathetic I wish someone would just hire a couple of whores for these guys.

    No, seriously. Retards get professional help, so should these guys.
     
  13. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I like to pump the ol' hips from time to time - ask Tehan - but yeah, this is pretty fail.
     
  14. Galleon

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    HAHA, with all the pics Vash and Jon have of hot oriental woman, it's no wonder the men are left to hump air. =P
     
  15. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Oh hey guys, look, someone with a strange fetish! Let's point and laugh because they're different!
     
  16. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Yes. Let's do exactly that.
     
  17. Galleon

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    It wouldn't be DLP if we didn't.
     
  18. Tehan

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    Yeah, you're right. This is almost as weird as those people that like mother/son pairings. Or people having sex with their opposite-gender clone. Or even having sex with your pet, who has been turned into a human.
     
  19. Galleon

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    No, this is worse. At least the people sleeping around with their mothers/clones/pets are getting something.
     
  20. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    It says a lot about this site that we can calmly discuss self-sex, incest and whatever the fuck transfigured owl-human sex is and have only the minority find it disturbing.
     
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