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Jon Stewart Pwns Sarah Palin

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Padfoot85, Sep 4, 2008.

  1. Padfoot85

    Padfoot85 Sixth Year

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    I already put this in the thread in Politics but I really don't want people not getting a chance to see it because it's buried in a thread with over 140 responses. Mods if you really don't like the cross forum post than move it or delete it. But watch it first :awesome

    Jon Stewart basically took the asskissers that are trying to elevate Sarah Palin at the RNC and took their own words against them. The hypocrisy is ridiculous. The Repubs are flat out lying to the American People about Palin to get their man in office. Check out Jon calling them on it. No matter what your party affiliation you can agree that this is epic.

    Jon Stewart Pwns Sarah Palin
     
  2. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Some more Daily Show pwning. This one's from Friday. As a vagina American, I happen to agree with most everything that was said here. I also think that this:

    Pretty much sums up the Republican party this election cycle. And Faux News, for that matter.
     
  3. Midknight

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    If the Obama camp is smart they'd turn those clips into a commercial.
     
  5. Andro

    Andro Master of Death DLP Supporter

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    I love the message that pops up when you pause the second clip.

    Little hood, rofl.

    Edit: Oh, the quote was actually from the end of the clip. Ha ha.
     
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  6. Dethklok

    Dethklok Order Member

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    Kick the bitch back to Alaska. Palin is trying to make this some bullshit about 'the big one' for women, some 'movement' to break the glass ceiling.

    I call bullshit.

    She is a MILF. But she's a dumb MILF.
     
  7. FollowTheReaper

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    classic 'gb2kitchen' situation for Palin. Faux news is a propaganda machine, and a bad one at that. This brought me massive lulz.
    @EvilSpanker: Yes, if they were smart at all, they'd do just that.
     
  8. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    Fixed that for you.
     
  9. Lindow

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    I love Jon Stewart always nice to hear him turn the Republicans words back onto them. That clip was funny as hell.
     
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    Oh man, I watched this last night, it really was quite lulzy.
     
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    One of the few American political commentators I can actually stand, and he's funny too :p. But yes, she got pwned, hard. I couldn't help noticing though that most scenes were cut mid-sentence and have to wonder whether that was just to save time or because they would have negated their previous statement with the follow through.
     
  12. The Mysterious Nobody

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    LOL. Awesome. Couldn't stop laughing.

    Still, I can't get over the Russia being near Alaska thing. How much of a moron can one be? Never paid attention in geography classes?
     
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    I've never met a smart MILF yet, chum :p

    Having viewed this clip, I fully appreciate everything the Republicans are doing for Obama.
     
  14. SunderBolt

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    Oh that was an absolute classic! (load of bullshit)
     
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  15. RedNehi

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    Because it is? Bering Straits? But that's not to say that gives her foreign relations experience.
     
  16. Contempt

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    Wow. I must not go to college Sunderbolt, because I'm a redneck republican who was born in Hartford CT. I must also have three shotguns and have out of wedlock children. Asshole.

    There are educated republics just as there are uneducated liberals. Colleges are as a whole more liberal than conservative, because most young people are more inclined to the policies of the left whilst still in college. That's not to say that conservatives just don't exist at college.

    Now, because your a liberal, does that make you a douce bag? No, but your baseless assumptions do.
     
  17. SunderBolt

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    I was being Sarcastic!! My mother is not married to my father so I can hardly call anyone.

    I am not a complete liberal but I do have leanings.

    I was laughing at how this person was prattling on about a stereotype! I'm from the UK and have known loads of Americans and never once met a 'redneck'.

    But thanks for jumping to conclusions!

    I have to say I am more of a bitch than an arsehole.........Sorry for the misunderstanding anyway, my British sense of humour didn't quite translate that time.^^
     
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  18. Contempt

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    I only know what I can read. I don't have a magic power that allows me to read your mind through the internet to tell when your being sarcastic. All I saw was a quote describing something quite insulting, and saying it was quite classic.

    Not many other conclusions can be gleamed without the magic power I mentioned earlier.

    In either case, on topic, I do find the double standard a little annoying out of the FoxNews brigade, but that's what happens. Its the same shit I see on MSNBC or CNN about Obama. They eat out of his ass when he's speaking, but when its the opponents turn, the gloves come off. FoxNews does it, CNN does it, and everyone pretty much does it to people they like.

    Nothing special, just politics. I have low expectations of politics.
     
  19. Immolo

    Immolo High Inquisitor

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    Then you've never met anyone the Deep South.
     
  20. SunderBolt

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    Not Yet no. What constitutes the deep south?