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Corrupted Nursery Rhymes

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Aekiel, Sep 8, 2008.

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  1. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sep 8, 2008 #1
    Since we have a joke thread already and I need something to laugh at, let's see how many disturbing or corrupted nursery rhymes people know. I've got a couple that I can vaguely remember.

    Good? No? They're a good way to have a quick laugh and there's nothing like irreversibly corrupting anything to do with your childhood :p.
     
  2. Juggler

    Juggler Death Eater DLP Supporter

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    Sep 8, 2008 #2
    Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, drinking gasoline.
    Along came a spider with a cigerette lighter and blew her to smithereens.

    If we can count limericks, I've got a bunch of them.
     
  3. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Sure, why not? Long as they don't totally fail it's cool with me :p.
     
  4. Clerith

    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Vile russian nursery rhymes FTW. A nice brain-conditioning device.
     
  5. Evan Tide

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    Sep 8, 2008 #5
    I have some:

     
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  6. Padfoot85

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    isn't that the 404 for this site as well?
     
  7. Iztiak

    Iztiak Prisoner DLP Supporter

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    Sep 9, 2008 #7
    Yes, I'm pretty sure it is lol. It's awesome. :D
     
  8. Sorrows

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    Here is one which got told to me by an ancient French lady, try saying it quickly out loud...

    Mary had a little lamb she thought it very silly,
    She tossed it up in the air and caught it by its
    willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass,
    Along came a blackbird and pecked off its
    ass-k no questions tell no lies,
    Have you ever seen a policeman doing up his
    flies are a nuisance fleas are worse,
    And that is the end of my silly little verse.

    It was extremely naughty when I was about 6... so naturally I said it as often as possible :p
     
  9. Oz

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    Sep 9, 2008 #9
    Mary had a little lamb, 'twas full of fun and frollicks.
    She threw it up into the air, and caught it by the bollocks.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana.
    Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna?
    Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun.
    Silly Jill forgot her pill then they had a Son.

    Mary had a little lamb, she also had a bear.
    And everywhere that Mary went, you could see her bear (bare) behind.