DLP-con 09!

That reminds I still need to do the DLP-tan.

 

Someone would get raeped - and I can't say for certain if it'd be Hawthorne >_>I'd also want to see how much of the DLP bravado translates to real-life, so convention ftw.

Individually, I could probably hang with Sree and Joe. I'd also want to get all the soccer players together (as I have to play with a bunch of Spanish or Eastern European people I don't know/can't communicate with nowadays). DLP mixed-martial arts competition would be legit as well.

I wouldn't want to meet Taure, 'cause he'd just want to argue - about everything.

Oz would probably make me get KFC if we ever met irl.

 

Hmmmm, any of the regular posters basically. Wouldn't mind meeting them at all really.

 

Hmm . . .

Middy because I probably owe him a drink or two.

Taure just cause (he's cute).

Lyndon -- no real reason

Big Z and Japanese Jew.

Vash/BP/Xiph0 because I think it would be very interesting to see them all drunk in Vegas.

Logrus because he reminds me of a very confused Young Republican at my college.

Tinn -- even though we haven't spoken in forever.

Jim because I want to pick his brain on VA politics

Most of the old crew really. Syao, Sree, Raven . . .

Jesus fuck I feel old on this board, I keep thinking of how many fucking people left.

Pretty much anyone on the board really.

Also, I would like to remind everyone: Kinsfire and Ishtar fuck.

 

Let's see...

Taure - You like arguing. I like arguing. We could probably clear rooms with the sheer power of meaningless conversation.

Xiph0 - Gun nut. 'nough said.

Giovanni - :awesome (EDIT: HIVE MIND)

(Edit again: I agree with Myst. I'd wanna meet Nonjon... and get him to start pumping out scripts for comedies <_<)

 

Meh, No body here I'd really want to meet... well..

Maybe Taure as I sto... errr borrowed his name for an online game.

Perhaps Gio as we live in the same state.

Logrus would be interesting to meet as he's quite the devils advocate on politics on this forum

Maybe nonjon too, just to see if he really is that funny in reality.

Other than that, most of DLP are just too crazy for me to really wanna be around for too long. Unless of course all that bravado is just a facade used on the net.

 

The interesting thing about confused Young Republicans (and conversely confused Young Democrats who came from Republican families) who came from Democratic families is that they are the political equivalent of the goth/emo kids in a high school. They anti-conform by conforming to a different form of conformity, and call it original thought.

Another reason why Democracy is a terrible idea for Government.

Myst, when you can get into bars I'm buying you a drink at Finnegans Wake and JJ better bring his ass along too.

 

Vash would probably be the only person i'd be really interested in meeting. Just to see the differences between him in real life, and on DLP.

Shezza's gender would be another nice question to answer. I mean, he keeps saying he is a guy, but there are so many things pointing in the opposite direction.

 

I'm not a conservative because I wanted to rage against my parents <_<
I'm a conservative because I post at T-nation... a lot...

I'm 18, of course I haven't had much original thought. That's why all of my papers have a few dozen citations. I just read stuff and then make a decision. I read a bunch of stuff, argued both sides, and decided I was more comfortable as a fiscal conservative and a social progressive.

By the way, if you're under 40 and having original thoughts, they aren't .

 

Beers, dude, we'd get beers. Then kebabs from one of those awesome kebab shops that smell like shit and corpses, then find some loose women at a club, drink half price cocktails for two hours, take aforementioned loose women to the beach, leave after party and return to drinking, probably on a commandeered pleasure craft some three furlongs in length, and whilst on the sea we'll hunt sharks for their gold teeth.

Then, the next morning I'll be gone - you'll be missing a kidney, and wanted for raping a koala in three states.

Only joking, the most anyone's ever managed is two states in a single night.

Blaise, we'd do exactly what the plan is with Danjam, except we'll stop by the gay bar so you can do body shots off some cowboy wearing ass-less chaps. Fun times, dude, fun times.

I play keeper, by the way.


Edit: Awesome 200th post.

 

I am fairly certain that people under 40 have original thoughts, based off of history (and personal experience) alone. You also missed the entire point of the post, but that's pretty much par for the course with you.

Joe. If I am ever in Australia, I am going to try for 4. It might be difficult . . . But if need be I can carry the little bear across state lines (we don't need a different one in each state to break the record do we?).

 

Hmm... I don't hang around the IRC enough to really know the people on here, but judging from posts alone I would probably like to meet some of the following.

Giovanni: Because from what I have seen we seem to mostly agree on politics and we're both PA'ers.
Nonjon: Just seems like a funny bastard.
Shezza: Just to confirm my beliefs on gender/nationality.(Australian male?)
Hmm... maybe a few of the more prolific writers jBern, Joe, and the like. That's about it.

 

Zev... only way I'll ever get to talk to him.

Gio,Taure and Logrus. All locked in a room together.

And Oujou.

 

So were you born with the stick already in your ass, or did you shove it up there yourself?

You are a sick, sick... oh you mean for the arguing. Yeah. That'd be fun.

 

Notice how, after being invalidated -- again, Logrus attempts (again) to shift things over to someone else.

Xantam, what part of PA are you in?

And Kalas, you're too kind. Taure is one hot piece of man.

 

a.) nonjon. But only in a public place--and he can't wear sweatpants, for obvious reasons.

b.) Perspicacity. 'Cause somehow I still think about asian porn when I see him post. He'll get this, whether anyone else does or not.

and c.) Joe. Just to see if he gets called a bastard in real life as often as he does in the WbA thread.

Edit: I've got to add scaryisntit to the list, too. Just because I want to watch him and Joe throw compliments on stories back and forth at each other like a lovesick couple.

 

No I wouldn't. I'm actually very amiable.


God, I'm actually laughing at this post. Le sigh.

 

What he said.

 

I'm pretty sure this entire forum has all been an elaborate joke by JK Rowling against me, and I've always wanted to meet her, so...