I'm not 100 percent sure if this is on topic or not, but it is after all "awesomely bad" other fandoms. I haven't seen anyone here mention this before, so I'm not sure whether people are unaware or this is just a taboo subject, but I present to you one of the most ridiculous and mind-boggling fandoms I have ever had the displeasure to see:

http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Bible/

That's right, you saw it here first, Bible fanfiction. I don't care how you write it or how religious you are, just......no.

 

I'm speechless and I totally agree... I've heard about Biblical apocrypha, but this...

BTW, Isn't writing such things a kind of blasphemy?

 

Pretty sure there's some slash in there somewhere. O_O

 

Unfortunately I just did a search: Link.

 

WTF. There is Jesus/Judas slash? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT????

I am just utterly.....GAH. Religious affiliation just seems so meaningless in the face of such.....I can't even find the words to describe it.

I think I'll go find a corner and die.

 

LOL.

I think 2/3 of the slash pairings are "good"/"evil" - not just Jesus/Judas, but also God/Lucifer, Gabriel/Lucifer, Raphael/Asmodeus.

I wonder if it follows the same rules the other book- / anime- fandoms follow (good = sub / evil = dom). Can you picture submissive!God shagged by dominant!Lucifer?

 

...I'd like to believe that we could, but don't want to. Can someone hand me some brain bleach?

 

Harry Potter: Kiss do magic by Bojak

magic is taker away at herminy!

I kid you not ... this guy is for real!

It seems one of his stories got permanently deleted. OH .... the shame!

 

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Right?

 

I know I'm a little new but I just had to post something that I think would be great to do for the Harry Potter fandom:

http://www.fanfiction.net/community/The_Worst_of_the_Worst_LotR_Fanfiction/26711/

A single collection of the worst LOTR fanfiction ever. And the forum the guy made for it is totally lol worthy.

I ran into another bad fanfiction a few days ago but forgot to post.

Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Isabella Swan's move to Forks, a small, perpetually rainy town in Washington, could have been the most boring move she ever made. But once she meets the mysterious and alluring Edward Cullen, Isabella's life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. Up until now, Edward has managed to keep his vampire identity a secret in the small community he lives in, but now nobody is safe, especially Isabella, the person Edward holds most dear. The lovers find themselves balanced precariously on the point of a knife -- between desire and danger.
Deeply romantic and extraordinarily suspenseful, Twilight captures the struggle between defying our instincts and satisfying our desires. This is a love story with bite.

She has like, 3 sequels. It has to be stopped!

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3942381/1/Jesus_and_Hitler_a_Romance

This frankly just says it all forever for me.

"“WHAT?! That's IMPOSSIBLE! No son of mine is a homo!!” God raised his hand to slap Jesus, but he was crying too hard. “It's okay, dad, really. Me and Hitler love each other, and we want to spend the rest of our lives together. We came here today because we want your permission to marry.”"

LOLOLOLOL

HITLER AND GOD AND JESUS HAVE A THREESOME


7. The Furry Bible » by gayfurry reviews It's the Holy Bible, but rewritten as self-insertion furry slash fiction!

Oh my god.

 

Okay, that's it, this thread is over. Twisted wins, it's all over. There can be nothing, absolutely nothing that could be worse than this. I refuse to believe that anything even more disturbing than this could exist. Grammar and spelling problems are one thing, but this is just in a completely different class all by itself.

Whoever completely reads through this fic and doesn't puke is just instantly damned to an eternity in hell, no questions asked. God damn it.

EDIT: Actually, this just proves that FFNet absolutely sucks. They'll ban serious writing but leave this crap alone? I advocate free speech, but this guy needs to die, wtf. We should e-mail the contents of the entire bible section of FFNet to some religious fundamentalist groups and enjoy the lulz.

 

17. Magical Development » by Lord Mu Harlock reviews Set during season two of the award winning series, GOB discovers that he might be more magically than he thought. It is also a Harry Potter crossover. You have been warned. Note, I own neither Arrested Development or Harry Potter.Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,465 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-2-07 - Published: 6-8-07


wow.

 

4 reviews for that sounds about right.

 

As if I weren't already headed there, I think just reading that excerpt was enough to doom me to eternal damnation.

At least I can live the rest of my life with the knowledge that nothing I write could possibly be this bad.