JCAH is too bad to be anything but troll. It really can't be, or else I will become a mass murderer through the Internet.

I'm not going to go look for awesomely badfanfics because I'd be wading through, neck high in plain old bad stories for hours.

 

4 pages of Pong fanfiction on ff.net? Good lord.

 

Wait...you're kidding right? Please tell me you're joking. Pong fanfiction? It's just two fucking paddles hitting a ball across a court! Yep. My faith in humanity is gone. Pong...dear lord.

 

I just read a Pong Drama/Romance one-shot with 194 reviews. No, it's not worth linking.

I also read a one-word story with 14 reviews. Not worth linking, but I'll quote it for you: "Pong."

Sadly no MPREG in the Pong section.

Good stuff.

 

I pity the fool, who reads this!

 

Gonna stop that here. It hurts.​

Unfunny and mindwarping, just like you guys like it.
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My new goal in life is to construct a device capable of utterly destroying Earth's ability to support living beings, and when I have the planet at my mercy, I will gather all the links in this thread and the "awesomely bad" HP thread and send it as a data package to all the governments of the world..........

And it will also say: "Deliver unto me the lives of the heathens authors of these works, lest I smite you all."

 

Do you need help with that, because I just found this flaming pile of feces and it just threw me over the edge. Why can't people write decent LOTR fanfiction anymore?


The Painting by PrimulaBrandybuck reviews Joey, a young women of our time suffering from a broken heart, is stumbled upon by a man who claims to be Legolas Greenleaf! Joey doesn't believe him but goes on an adventure to help save the people of Mirkwood and her heart. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!!Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-15-03 - Published: 3-8-03

 

Thanks Oz, but I'm not the one to thank. Quote tags screw my posts up, and that was the closest it looks to a normal post.

Any fic that says 'crappy summary' 'better than it sounds' or 'RR PLEASE' is going to be sucky. Some just suck more lol.

 

I pledge myself as your follower, till the death of the HP infidels (or until next week). Glory to the DLP jihad!

 

I apologize for this necro, but I found this particular story in someone's favorites section, that's right, it was actually favorited. My conscience gave me no choice and forced me to share this with you all so that this story could get the bashing it so rightfully deserves. It's almost as bad that DBZ/Anne Frank crossover where Hitler turned Super Saiyan. I give you:

Yes, it is a 1984/Twilight crossover. The author even has two copies of the same story on her profile, one of them is classified in the 1984 section of the website, and the other in the Twilight section. Just reading the respective reviews from the two stories are hilarious; one is just fangirl wanking, while the other......

I tried to read this story so I could actually bash it here with some quotes to back me up...but I just couldn't do it. My brain just refused to comprehend the mind-bending madness. I did read the reviews though, the positive reviews this story somehow managed to get.

I especially loved this one:

Again, apologies for the necro.

EDIT: Despite what it may seem like, this story has not actually been abandoned.

 

Wait... are you implying that that story was not one of the greatest things ever?

 

He obviously meant nearly as great, which indeed it is.

The moral of the story is that women should not write from a male vampire's point of view.