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Jon Is A Whorez

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Murton, Dec 2, 2008.

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  1. Murton

    Murton DJ OEM DLP Supporter

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    Dec 2, 2008 #1
    Jon Is A Whorez.

    It's Jon's birthday today. He is a Whorez.

    That is all.
     
  2. Glernaj

    Glernaj Stab Executive DLP Supporter

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    Happy birthday Whorez.
     
  3. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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    xion Jon? o:

    Happy Birthday dude.
     
  4. Mindless

    Mindless Big Boss DLP Supporter

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    Dec 2, 2008 #4
    Happy Birthday Jonicon. Good things will come to you.
     
  5. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 2, 2008 #5
    Happy Birthday Jon.

    I'll be expecting a new chapter of Abjuration within the week :D.
     
  6. Havoc

    Havoc Seventh Year

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    This thread shows that whores can be people to.

    Happy birthday, Jon.
     
  7. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    Happy Birthday Jon!

    [​IMG]
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  8. Jenkins

    Jenkins Forum Bike DLP Supporter

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    WHOOOORRRRREEZZZZ!!!

    Happy birthday. Again.
     
  9. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    It feels like you just had a birthday recently.. D:

    Ryuugi Shi: The cake is a lie. :D
     
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  10. kalantha

    kalantha Sixth Year

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    Happy Birthday Jon! I hope it's a good one :)
     
  11. Ryuugi Shi

    Ryuugi Shi Hierarch

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    Dec 2, 2008 #11
    In before the cake is a lie.

    Happy birthday Jon.
     
  12. Rahkesh Asmodaeus

    Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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    Dec 2, 2008 #12
    [​IMG]

    :awesome

    Happy Birthday, Jonicon.
     
  13. Lindow

    Lindow Professor DLP Supporter

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    Dec 3, 2008 #13
    Happy Birthday! Enjoy it!
     
  14. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    I'm not wishing Jon a Happy Birthday until he writes another chapter of Veneficus.

    I want my H/DG.
     
  15. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    Happy Birthday, Jon.

    (Reading this instead of getting laid may induce failure. Or cancer)

    EDIT: Jolly Sree - is that your sister ? :awesome
     
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  16. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    Happy belated Birthday Jon. Hope you went out and got smashed instead of sat here reading all day long.
     
  17. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    Jon finally headed out at eight PM, his time. Hopefully he's getting a birthday blowjob.
     
  18. enembee

    enembee The Nicromancer DLP Supporter

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    This is shooped, I can tell by pixels and stuff.
     
  19. ParseltonguePhoenix

    ParseltonguePhoenix Unspeakable

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    Happy belated birthday, one December baby to another.
     
  20. ZeroTheDestroyer

    ZeroTheDestroyer Auror

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    My sentiments exactly. Happy Birthday Jon.
     
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