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Complete The Lie I've Lived by jbern - M

Discussion in 'General Fics' started by jbern, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Militis

    Militis Supreme Mugwump

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    This. ^

    Damn you nonjon! Now I wish it was Lie that was with your beta instead of TML. :(

    /me goes to sulk.
     
  2. Howdy

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    I concur.




    Now why are we damning him?
     
  3. jbern

    jbern Alba Mater

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    Yeah! Blame nonjon for all this! It's all his fault.
     
  4. Howdy

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    I've got a question though:

    The betas have had this for how long now?

    What are they doing exactly? Translating it to Egyptian, then Russian, then Arabic, and then back to English again?

    It's been quite a while...
     
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  5. Sesc

    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    o_O What has nonjon to do with Shezza, Militis?
     
  6. ZeroTheDestroyer

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    I am with Sesc's on this one, but while I am on this topic, Sescs when can we expect another tantalizing episode of HPFD?
     
  7. Gullible

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    Is all you say, "I'm with x on this one"? And you don't have to ask the same question in every thread with Sesc in it.

    As for the teaser, firstly fuck you Jbern I thought it was a proper chapter, and secondly, I ain't gonna read it yet. I can't read a teaser without the rest of the chapter, ruins it for me.
     
  8. jbern

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    They've only had TML and only for the past few days. I'm still writing Lie 17 and am at about 5000 words. It'll be around 10k when I'm done. They won't get Lie until the middle of next week by my best half-assed guestimate.
     
  9. AAli

    AAli High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Latest TML chapter sheds light on this situation. :awesome
     
  10. Janus

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    Haaaaaaah. Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain pan. Squish.

    ^_^
     
  11. Immolo

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    What does Shezza have to do with Jbern?
     
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  12. Howdy

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    I'm not really sure how I feel about the same trick being used twice in a row, if that's where this is going.

    Then again, I can't really see how HJ would manage to pull off taking advantage of that "soft spot" on a massive, fire-breathing dragon by his lonesome.

    Also, the judges might frown upon him killing it. Overkill, anyone?

    Right now I'm thinking (hoping) that something different will be done, but that's just me.


    @ jbern: I was referring to the TML chapter, which I think you said you sent to the betas on Monday. Regardless, it's a non-issue now.
     
  13. Immolo

    Immolo High Inquisitor

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    I'm pretty sure the absolutely massive mouth counts as a weak spot.
     
  14. ZeroTheDestroyer

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    Yeah, if you want to be fried chicken.

    Unless your talking about HJ making it swallow a bomb or sending a curse into it, that has been done a lot and Jbern comes with ideas that most don't think of, just look at the latest Turn me Loose 10 or was it 11?
     
  15. Lord Osiris

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    Nice little tease Jbern, like those titties and pussy places where its all eyes and no hands.

    Personally im gunning for a bit of tongue action on the part of the dragon, something involving HJ removing it and tickling its ovaries while whispering sweet nothing in paseltongue.

    So at least next week the betters get it ey? How long we all looking at till they finish with it?
     
  16. Sesc

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    That is certainly an intriguing question.

    Zero: What I said in my thread.


    About the teaser, though. I liked the new bet. Although, I'm mildly irritated that everyone else butted in. Seemed like a spectacular way for a date with Fleur (one has to buy Lunch, while the other is allowed to gloat), but what's the point if everyone else follows? >.<

    Well, Harry simply has to win, then. I'm waiting for the chapter :)
     
  17. Militis

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    Sorry ya'll...It was late, and I had just got done reading something by nonjon. Epic fail is epic.
     
  18. Garnth

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    Interesting, I wonder if you'll reuse TML giant trick or use Basilisk trick from Chamber of Secrets.
     
  19. jbern

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    The answer is neither. I have something else in mind for the Fireball. I managed some productive writing time yesterday - the chapter is around 8000 words now. Hopefully, I'll finish it off by Monday and have it off for editing. It should be ready by Thursday or Friday next week - probably sooner, but I'll be able to get a jump on TML 11.
     
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  20. Ragon

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    Why will you people not accept that fact that HJ will cast a spell with a power level over 9000 and blow the dragons head off.
     
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